July 7, 2011 5:53 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Designer Creates A Robotic Armpit. Because when scientists have too much time on their hands, this is about all you can reasonably expect.

Chandler father accused of burning son for touching Bible. Today’s nominee for (not exactly) Father of the Year….

14 Propaganda Techniques Fox “News” Uses to Brainwash Americans. I’m surprised they have to work that hard to brainwash the American Sheeple.

‘Inmate’? That’s offensive! Killer’s kin sue over ‘inmate’ tag. Uh, no…I think the correct term for your outrage would be “inbred.”

The Doors Suck: Point / Counterpoint. Forty years after Jim Morrison’s death, and the debate still rages: Poet or Junkie?

Jail Inmate Files Pornography Case. Because there just isn’t enough sex available in most prisons, knowhutimean??

Texas Governor Rick Perry’s Bizarre, Fringe Mass Prayer Rally — What Happened to No Gov Meddling in Religion?. When a Democrat does it, it’s the crass exploitation of religion for partisan political purposes. When a Republican does it, (s)he’s just honoring the Lord.

South Dakota abortion law is degrading to women, says Judge. Gee, d’ya think?? A law that treats women as property is degrading to women? Whodathunkit??

Novack murder saga takes a comic-book twist: Narcy Novack, accused in the torture killing of her husband, Ben, is hoping the sale of his comic book collection will help finance her legal defense against the charges. So who says irony is dead??

Is Torture In America’s Future As Well As In Our Country’s Past?. We’re Americans; we take the easy way out. It’s what we do.

900 Anti-Woman Laws to Appease Conservative Extremists — Is Abortion Becoming Legal in Name Only?. This is what happens when we allow a legal right to be nibbled to death, piece by piece by piece. Roe v. Wade is now almost completely obsolete, a legal anachromism reduced to a meaningless debating point.

The WikiLeaks You Missed. Hugo Chavez’ war on Domino’s Pizza? I think I’m actually starting to kinda like the guy.

Drivers surveyed in 14 cities support red light cameras. Right…and I suppose the survey was paid for by the Institute for the Advancement of Red Light Cameras??

Montana Milestone: Millionth resident coming soon. Only seven million more and it will look just like New York City.

iPhone app leads to suspected car prowler’s arrest. Here’s a pro tip: it’s generally a very bad thing when the iPhone you stole begins emitting loud beeps. This is especially true when the phone begins emitting those loud beeps while you’re being questioned by police officers.

N.Zealand swimmer ‘divorces’ his parents. Breibart.com: when news breaks, we make it better!!

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