‘I’ve Been Celibate Now For Almost A Year’. Hey, congratulations! I’ve been celibate for about 36 hours; what’s your point??
Please Advise: Should I tell my roommate I once slept with her new boyfriend?. Why? Are you planning to sleep with him again?
Natalie Portman’s firstborn child has a name. So does her bologna….
If the Top 25 Hedge Fund Managers Paid Taxes Like You and Me, We’d Cut 44 Billion of the National Deficit. There you go…advocating those JOB-KILLING TAX HIKES again.
Republican Economist: Obama Has Constitutional Authority To Ignore Debt Limit. Republicans HATE it when you point out that they don’t rule the world.
Why Our Monkey Brains Are Prone to Procrastination (No, It’s Not Just Laziness or Lack Of Willpower). Yeah, I know; I would have read the article, but I really needed a nap.
Lessons From the Financial Crisis. 1) Get rich. 2) Stay rich.
Links: Don’t trust men with fat faces — study says they’ll lie to you. And you wonder why I’ve been losing weight….
The 10 Scariest GOP Governors: Bringing a Radical Right-Wing Agenda To a State Near You. I ignore the fundamental tenets of science, logic, and reason! AND I VOTE!!!
It’s Time To Watch Tiger Woods’s Japanese Sports Rub Back Creme Commercial. Or not.
3 Months in Juvie For a MySpace Joke? How the For-Profit Prison Industry Locks Up More People Each Year. Hey, it’s a growth industry…and freedom is worth less with each passing day.
GOP Rep. Warns Of Impeachment If Obama Invokes 14th Amendment. How can you tell that a Tea Party Republican is a blithering idiot? His lips are moving.
How Fundamentalist Religion Is Destroying the World. Here comes the science…and cue the righteous outrage in 4…3…2….
Here Are Four Ample NSFW Reasons To Root For Peru To Win Copa América. Hey, you do what you can to support your team, right??
Why Casey Anthony Will Not Get A Book Deal. And why none of us should care….
$4.4 Trillion, 225,000 Dead: Forget the Spin, This Is What War Really Costs. If you’re not ashamed and outraged, you’re not paying attention.
