July 11, 2011 6:04 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Albanian town erects nine-foot statue of George W. Bush. Hey, it’s Albania; they probably still think George Michael is cool.

Gay or Straight, We All Want a Wife. We love who we love. Why does this even need to be an issue?

A Trippy Tour of Wichita’s Abandoned Amusement Park. History never really dies…sometimes it just slowly fades away to be reclaimed by time and the elements.

The Tea Partiers Are Dead-Set on Driving the Deficit Through the Roof and They Don’t Even Know It. When you’re too stupid to know that you’re stupid, this is about all you can expect.

Tim Pawlenty’s aide apologizes for finding Michele Bachmann sexy. Eww…now I’m going to have to spend the rest of the day trying to get that image out of my mind….

Men Have to Do All the Work These Days. Really; being in possession of a vagina isn’t a golden ticket to being taken care of…but, hey, it’s nice work if you can get it, right??

Rape in the Ranks. When American female soldiers are more like to be raped by their male comrades than killed by enemy fire, something is horribly wrong. So why does the military and our government pretend the problem doesn’t exist?

Slaughterhouse Live: This Is What Big Agriculture Is Hiding. Because when you know how your meat gets to your plate, it might just change the way you think about that meat.

This May Be the Most Annoying Online Dating Break-Up Email Ever. Isn’t any online breakup annoying…not to mention disrespectful and mean?

Willie Nelson faces jail after Texas plea bargain falls through. When do we admit that the “War on Drugs” has been an abject failure?

Mississippi Still Reigns as Big Fat America’s Fattest State. This would explain the unofficial Texas state motto: “THANK GOD FOR MISSISSIPPI!!”

Study says men like cuddling more than women. OK, so I’m not the traitor to my gender that I thought I was.

Female Magistrate Busted for Taking Pictures of Man at Courthouse Urinal. Yep, justice looks a little different in Floriduh.

Surprise! Subsidizing Healthy Food Helps Kids Lose WeightButbutbut…THAT’S SOCIALISM!!

Sen. DeMint fine with ‘serious disruptions’ to economy. Hey, if it helps Republicans get elected in 2012, who cares if the economy tanks?

Washed Up Rocker Will Eat 24 Eggs Because the Internet Told Him To. And if the Internet told you to jump off a cliff, would you do that, too??

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