Michele Bachmann’s Marriage Vow Will Destroy Porn & Sharia Forever. This, of course, will really suck if, like me, you’re kinda partial to porn and Sharia.
Michele Bachmann’s Porn Pledge: New Statement By Conservative Group Suggests Pledge Requires Her To Prosecute All Porn. ‘Cuz Lord knows this country can’t hope to begin moving forward until any expression of overt sexuality is quashed and sex is only spoken of in hushed, shamed tones behind closed doors.
Can America’s Attitude Towards Sex Get Any Worse? (Or, What Happened When My Son Said ‘Breast’ in Pre-School). Is it just me, or is this country being dragged kicking and screaming back to the ’50s? The 1850s.
Louisiana finally decriminalizes oral and anal sex. Nice. Now I can go to New Orleans without feeling like a fugitive from justice.
Rick Perry’s Texas Thumbs Its Nose At Treaty That Even North Korea and Iran Have Honored. ‘Cuz if you ain’t from Texas, then you ain’t $#!&….
Police: Men caught having sex in public. It’s Texas, so of course they were having sex in the bed of a truck.
Ann Coulter blames all “social pathologies” on single parents. Youbetcha…as long as Coulter gets blamed for all “unmedicated lunacy.”
Michele Bachmann compares gay marriage to Pearl Harbor. Well, unless the Japanese bombed a Gay Pride parade in Honolulu….
Duncannon man, Handy Wood, charged with lewdness in 2 incidents. Things might not have been so bad had not his partner, Heywood Jablome, been caught in flagrante delicto with a 15-year-old girl.
Married Ohio Family Values Republican Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper. This is just too delicious for words, ain’t it??
Softer pot laws saved Philly $2 million. OK…so remind me again why the war on drugs is a good and useful thing….
Sixteen Senators Ask DOJ To Investigate Potentially Illegal State Voter Disenfranchisement Laws. Look, if they’re not Republicans, do they even deserve to vote?
Iceland, a country that wants to punish the bankers responsible for the crisis. If Iceland can demand accountability, then why can’t the most powerful country in the world do the same thing?
Pawlenty Slams Bachmann’s ‘Non-Existent’ Record Of Accomplishment In Congress. As much as I hate to agree with the guy, he’s pretty much spot on.
Jobs report is awful. Politicians’ response worse.. Of course, this presupposes that Congress actually gives a damn about the Americans who elected them.
Michigan Woman Faces 93 Days in Jail for Planting a Vegetable Garden. Somebody get this woman a cigarette and a blindfold, willya??
