New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators. Now this is science you can use….
Bad habits lead to bad sex. If this is true, I’m in big trouble….
Sex With a Stripper Before Your Wedding? How Men Sometimes Cheat Just to Impress Other Men. Sex with a stipper? Dude, that’s SO unoriginal….
Study: Americans Poor Now Because They Don’t Have Any Money. It turns out that a lack of money is the #1 cause of poverty. GO figure.
Rep. Ryan Quiet on His Own Medicare Plan. Uh, perhaps because he has none??
O’Reilly Goes After Bachmann For Intransigence On Debt Ceiling, Mocks Her ‘Titanium Spine. From one rank, unapologetic hypocrite to another….
‘Anti-Porn Pledge’ Michele Bachmann Signed Also Noted Benefits of Slavery. Well, at least they had jobs, eh?
Cantor: Taxing The Rich Is Off The Table, But Making Students Pay More Immediately Is Fine. Well, students generally don’t donate large sums of cash to his re-election campaign, do they?
Being Anti-War Is Not a Crime — But That’s Not Stopping the FBI From Raiding Activists’ Homes. Hey, it worked during the Vietnam War….
Gingrich Leaps On The Court Stripping Bandwagon, Claiming ‘There Is No Supreme Court In The American Constitution’. Uh, has Gingrich even READ the Constitution? Article III: ““The judicial power of the United States[] shall be vested in one Supreme Court..” Yes, Gingrich is what I like to call “wrong.”
Rick Perry Probably Joining 2012 Race; Celebrates By Killing A Mexican. Well, there were probably a few extra lying around in Austin.
Bachmann: I’m ‘Very Proud’ Of Husband’s Ex-Gay Therapy Clinics. Perhaps because her husband’s clinics have made a $#!&load of money ($137,000) in Medicaid funds over the past five years. Move along, Sheeple…nothing to see here…no hypocrisy….
The Long, Strange Trip Of The Dock Ellis LSD No-Hitter Story. Dude’s a hero to anyone who came of age in the ’70s.
Black Man Arrested, Fired From Job For Trying To Cash Large Check. Well, it did seem a bit suspicious. The man was African-American, but he wasn’t unemployed, homeless, or a crack addict.
David Beckham’s New Daughter Is Named Seven. Evidently, naming her after an even number was considered bad karma.
Elton John Wows Mother Theresa Funeral Crowd With ‘The Bitch Is Back”. Well, if the shoe fits….
