Hardline Republican Stance May Be Self-Defeating. Or, as I prefer to describe it, as a circular firing squad.
GOP Leader Accuses Democrats Of ‘Deliberate Deception’. Pot, meet kettle…and we always hate in others what we most fear in ourselves, eh?
Woman Accused Of Cutting Off Estranged Husband’s Penis. This is why I never allow sharp instruments into bed.
N.Y. clerk quits over gay marriage. “I had to choose between my job and my God-given right to hate and discriminate against those whom I despise for their evil, sick lifestyle.”
Does Your Baby Have Bad Taste?. Or perhaps wearing trucker hats, listening to Rebecca Black, and watching Jersey Shore is a genetic predisposition?
How to Succeed at a Summer Job: Look White and Christian. Consider it a public service. You can thank me later.
16% Think It’s OK for a Man to Hit His Wife? 5 Shocking Facts About Gender in America. We’re truly one stupid lot of Sheeple, aren’t we?
Female Soccer Players Don’t Fake It Like The Men, Science Says. Injuries, that is.
Liz Cheney, keeping America scary. As if Cheney, herself the daughter of Darth Vader, isn’t scary enough all by herself.
Kansas Hires Koch Brothers’ Lawyers To Take On Planned Parenthood. Just another front in the GOP’s war on women.
The Relentless Christian Crusade to Prevent Kids from Learning Science. Because if kids learn to think for themselves, they might just decide to think for themselves.
Marcus Bachmann’s Big Gay Mess. Interesting what you might find out once you do a little digging, eh?
Zooey Deschanel vs. The Los Angeles Times: Round Two. I’ll have to go with Deschanel on this one; she’s WAY cuter.
Jake Gyllenhaal Goes Shirtless on Man vs. Wild. Shirtless in Iceland? Sounds like a case of hypothermia looking for a place to happen.
Sex Advice From Tattooed Brooklyn Baristas. Thanks, but I think I’ll pass….
If You Didn’t Watch The 15th Annual Summer Redneck Games On Saturday, You Missed Out. Ah, the human drama of athletic competition….
