Latest Sex Hysteria: Everyone Worried Young People No Longer Having Sex (Don’t Worry, They Are). And, hey, even if they’re not, some of us are having enough to make up the difference, knowhutimean?
Fox News’ Eric Bolling: ‘I Don’t Remember’ Any Terrorist Attacks On America During President Bush’s Term. Dude, have you been to lower Manhattan lately??
Qaddafi Is Willing to ‘Blow Up’ Tripoli. The question is whether anyone would actually notice the difference?
McConnell Debt Ceiling Strategy: ‘I Refuse To Help Obama Reelection’. Right…because doing what’s best for the country is beside the point. It has NOTHING to do with electing Republicans.
The Long and Glorious History of the Pizza Box. Without the pizza box, would modern American history have taken a different course? Undoubtedly; the beer industry would still be a shadow of what it is today.
Oversight Chairman Issa ‘Very Concerned’ Elizabeth Warren And Consumer Bureau Will ‘Bully Banks’. Well, doesn’t it seem like someone should be doing that??
Shutdown forcing MillerCoors to pull beer from shelves. 38% of the Minnesota beer market was just pulled off the shelves throughout the state. Can you hear the natives getting restless? Gentleman, start your pitchforks and torches!
74 PERCENT OF REPUBLICANS THINK DEFICIT REDUCTION SHOULD INCLUDE TAX INCREASES AND SPENDING CUTS. So, even most Republicans have a grip on reality…at least when it comes to this issue? Did matter and anti-matter just collide?
15 Conservative State Legislatures Trying to Upend the Constitution (And the Right-Wing Ideologues That Fuel Their Fringe Ideas). Welcome to Tea Party AmeriKKKa and their New World Order.
Egypt Fires 669 Police Officers. Of course, the “virginity checks” the police conducted on female protesters had NOTHING to do with this outcome.
Religion Compels This ‘Pastafarian’ To Wear A Colander On Head. And you really don’t know where the garlic and oregano go.
Despite Perry’s Tough Budget Talk, Texas’ Debt Growing Faster Than The Nation’s. Because when you’re an uber-Jesus-y Republican Governor, the truth is whatever you can convince the Sheeple it is.
So, Here Is a Singing Robot Box With Lips. What’s really scary is that it does a spot-on Sinatra impression.
Court picks name for child in parental disagreement. Any wonder that the relationship broke down?
Killer Bear Owner Chokes to Death on Sex Toy. Of course he did. This seems oddly poetic, somehow.
Organic Water: A New Marketing Wave. And you can bet the Whole Foods will be selling it for a premium price. WTF??
