Tea Party Hates Manatees, Says Protecting Them Is “Against the Bible”. What do you do when you run across people so thoroughly and completely bat-$#!% crazy that it leaves you speechless? Yeah, I don’t know, either….
19-year-old charged in obscene graffiti: He told police he was angry at resident of home in West University. Fat, drunk, and painting penises on the side of your neighbor’s house is no way to go through life, son.
New study shows that internet use really does affect memory. Uh…what??
Maddow: What Ted Kennedy Can Teach Dems About Taking on Republicans on Jobs. Remember when Democrats actually had balls? Yeah, I know; I barely do, either.
Report: Mom washed baby with bleach. Today’s nominee for Floriduh’s (Not Exactly) Mother of the Year….
Cain Rewrites History: I Said I Would Not Be Comfortable With ‘A Terrorist In My Cabinet’. What? Is Josef Goebbels his campaign manager?
Moody’s: We’re Worried About the United States’ Ability to Pay Its Bills. Uh, yeah…talk to Eric Cantor.
Hipster nonsense of the day: The leather wine-rack for your bicycle. Just wait…next someone will create a bike-mounted margarita machine.
Broward man accused of kidnapping ex to win back love. Dude, that stuff doesn’t even work in the movies. Man, talk about people unclear on the concept.
GOP Senators Get Cold Feet Over Standoff: ‘Maybe The Debt Ceiling Was The Wrong Place To Pick A Fight’. Typical bullies…they can’t take it when you stand up to them.
“McConnell is a very clever guy. He set up an intricate, multi-tiered trap to deliver on his promise to get Obama out of office and devastate the Democrats…”. If by “clever” you mean “lying sack of of dog excrement”…well, OK….
Marcus Bachmann Speaks Out, Confirms He Would Perform Ex-Gay Therapy Upon Patient’s Request. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, of course.
The Budget-Slashing Hysteria’s Latest Victim: Legal Aid for the Poor. Well, how else are we going to pay for tax breaks for the wealthy??
Muzzle Tov. Evidently, Idiocracy wasn’t just a movie. It was a documentary of Michele Bachmann’s political career.
The President’s Jobs Plan (Not). Yeah, wouldn’t it be great if the President actually HAD a jobs plan??
Polk County Goes Commando: Sheriff Grady Judd announces pay for underwear initiative. No more free underwear? Wait, isn’t that cruel and unusual punishment??