Penis Size vs. GDP Study: Does Male Organ Size Impact The Economy?. It’s a good thing this study didn’t compare actual organ size with perceived organ size…because then Texas would have the biggest dicks around.
Sex Advice From Quidditch World Cup Players. Uh, thanks…I think I’ll pass on advice from people who play a game that doesn’t even exist except in the movies.
The Price of Bread: A Measure of Political Stability. Want a good indication of where political unrest is due to break out? Monitor the price of bread.
McDonald’s Manager Punches Customer For Bringing in a Service Dog. As if you needed another reason to avoid McDonald’s….
Rebuilding the American Dream: Why Starting a Liberal Antidote to the Tea Party Movement Isn’t Going to be Easy. Because the American Sheeple doesn’t want the truth; they want simple and easy propaganda that makes them feel good about themselves.
NH GOP Politician to Unions: ‘Better Not F#%k with Me’ Or I’ll Shoot. When did the working class become the enemy?
Every Time Someone Discloses a Murdoch Crime, a Somali Child Dies. When PR goes horribly wrong, this is the crap you end up with.
Allen West Fundraising With DNC Chairwoman Insult. When you’re a Republican, being an asshole is a great career move.
Superhero Al Franken Uses Literacy To Prove Homophobes Are Idiots. Sen. Franken is my new hero….
Sex Advice From Turkey Farmers. Sorry, but there’s absolutely nothing to be learned about sex from observing turkeys.
Tea Party Nation Sued For Dodging $640,000 Las Vegas Casino Bill. So much for fiscal responsibility, eh?
The Alarming Revival of Ayn Rand: The Right’s Weirdest Idol of Them All. Which only goes to show how clueless, insensitive, and truly out of touch Republicans really are.
Wannabe Prez McCotter Reveals Five Principles of Nonsense. Who’s Thaddeus McCotter? Who cares??
Florida Teen Showed Parents’ Bodies To Friend At Party. Yeah, he managed to make it a party NO ONE would ever forget.
Debt Ceiling Holy War: Why Do Conservatives Have Unshakable Faith in Ideas That Are Totally, Demonstrably False?. Because it’s not about the truth…and it never was. It’s about faith and ideology and about the way they wish things were.
Democrats With Balls? How Some Progressive Lawmakers Are Hitting Back in the Class War. They only call it a class war when we fight back.
