(graphics courtesy of the often-imitated, never-duplicated, able-to-leap-tall-buildings-in-a-single-bound Brian Kane)
Ronald Reagan, liberal voice. You have to know that you’ve exited the realm of the sublime for the domain of the ridiculous when someone can use “Ronald Reagan” and “liberal” in the same sentence.
Finland’s high-quality, consistent education system eschews tests, reveres teachers. Quick, someone tell Rick Perry that it’s “EDUCATION”, not “INDOCTRINATION.”
Venezuela Lost, But Did Not Go Down Without A Brawl, In Last Night’s Copa America Semifinals. If you can’t beat ‘em, beat ‘em down.
Phone cam round-up. ‘Cept I don’t want to have to go all the way to Cleveland to get me some Five Flavors of Dumb.
Is That Bigfoot? Nah, Just John Daly Relieving Himself Against A Tree. Stay classy there, Bigfoot….
Winklevii Lash Out at Larry Summers. Uh…isn’t this whole scenario just a wee bit juvenile??
Dear Chris Kluwe: When We Want The Punter’s Opinion, We’ll Ask For It (We Won’t). Shouldn’t you be getting busy booting a ball into the netting on the sidelines? As a former punter, I can vouch for the reality that no one really wants to know what a punter things. You get paid to do one thing and one thing only. Don’t mess it up, ‘kay??
DR DREW ON ‘FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS’. Well, if Dr. Drew said it, then it must be true.
Shameful, spineless, repugnant, immoral. Also, not nice. (#Wisconsin). Yet another example of Republicans proving themselves to be worthless excuses for humanity. Sometimes I wonder how these folks sleep at night. Then again, it’s easy to sleep when you have no conscience or sense of connectedness to your fellow human beings.
Act now! Congress wants to kill WiFi-like spectrum, sell it off to highest bidder instead. Butbutbut…the free market makes EVERYTHING better…doesn’t it??
Lamar Odom, Just Involved In An Accident That Killed A 15-Year-Old, Is Spokesman For “Life Insurance Awareness Month”. And all this time you’d been thinking that irony was dead….
Is Newt Right That Obama Should Do More for Black People?. Well, this makes sense when you consider that Gingrich is trying to do more for rich White people.
Blonde woman teacher, 38, ‘who seduced girl pupil aged 15’ suspended. OK, now that I have the attention of the horny, dateless males that largely comprise my readership….
Swimming pool stolen in Richland Hills. You know it’s hot in Texas when people are stealing swimming pools out of back yards.
Forget the Hindenburg: What I learned on board a zeppelin. There’s a reason the airplane won the battle for airborne transportation supremacy.
Listen to Candidate Roemer. When’s the last time Buddy Roemer had anything of value to say? Or anything at all to say? The Carter Administration??
