From The Oregonian:
North Korean officials blamed traditional musk deer gland medicine used after a lightning strike for five positive tests for steroids at the Women’s World Cup, the biggest soccer doping scandal at a major tournament in 17 years….
After North Korea lost its opener against the United States, team officials first claimed that lightning had struck several players on June 8 during a training camp at home.
Gee, you don’t think it could have had anything to do with the fact that y’all were…um, cheating…do you??
