What It’s Like To Be a Male Porn Star. I’d tell you, but there’s a gag clause (no pun intended) in my contract.
Stoned Guy Steals Ambulance from House Fire. Well, how else was the poor guy supposed to make a Doritos run? He had the munchies….
8 Dumbest, Most Insensitive Right-Wing Reactions to the Norway Shooting. The challenge, of course, was limiting the list to only eight items.
The Internet: Just As Addictive As Cigarettes And Booze. I’ll read the report…as soon as I get off the Internet.
Glenn Greenwald: Why Do We Harass Muslims But Not White, Nordic Males?. Because White, Nordic Males look like us, silly…and that hits just a little bit too close to home.
House GOP Plays Ben Affleck Movie Clip To Rally Caucus: ‘I Need Your Help… We’re Going To Hurt Some People’. I think the Republicans just told us everything we need to know about how they feel about the American Sheeple.
Oslo Bombing Witness Would Rather Tell You About His Awesome Workout. Tragedy is what you make of it….
Meet Erick Erickson, the Toxic Idiot Guiding House Republicans on the Debt Ceiling Fight. Erickson puts the lie to the GOP’s contention that Republicans aren’t intellectual lightweights.
FLASHBACK: Republicans Never Voted On A Balanced Budget Amendment When They Controlled Congress Under Bush. That was then. Now there’s a Black man in the White House.
“A Perfect Storm of Idiocy”: ATF Agents Slam Gun-Trafficking Investigation. How else will Mexican drug cartels be able to secure the weaponry they so desperately need?
After Enthusiastically Using Filibuster, GOP Begs Democrats Not To Filibuster Cut, Cap, And Balance Plan. When we do it, it’s measured, principled leadership. When you do it, it’s pandering to the lowest common denominator and the worst sort of partisan gamesmanship imaginable.
Britons are Drinking Less Beer Because Cocaine Is So Cheap. Welcome to the New Austerity.
Hero Creationists Fight Evolution With Vandalism To Biology Teachers’ Cars. No, it only looks like a trailer from Idiocracy II .
Florida Looks For The Lowest Bidder As It Privatizes 30 State Prisons. Looks like Floriduh has a new growth industry.
Sex Advice From Cougars. Experience can be a very good thing.
Obama Inauguration Pastor Reminds Us the Poor Do Not Pay Enough Taxes. Right; we shouldn’t be increasing the burden on the wealthy until we milk every last dime we can from the poor.
