Santorum Opposes Early Childhood Education: Government Wants To ‘Indoctrinate’ Children ‘From The Womb’. Silly wabbit; that’s the job of our churches!
A sex guide for people no one wants to have sex with. Everybody must get…CLEANUP!! AISLE FIVE!!
Rick Perry’s College Transcript: A Lot Of Cs And Ds. And his tenure as Governor of Texas only reinforces the conviction that Perry is an intellectual blank slate well-versed in ignorance, bigotry, and zealotry.
David Muscat, Australia’s ‘Neighbor From Hell,’ Builds Giant Middle Finger On Front Lawn. Yeah, my Chinese neighbors may be a bit boisterous, but things could be a whole lot worse, right??
Gingrich Says ‘Our Very Survival As A Country’ Depends On U.S. Manufacturing, Buys Campaign T-Shirts In El Salvador. Which goes hand in hand with Gingrich’s new campaign slogan: “NEWT GINGRICH: MAKING $#!& UP AS HE GOES ALONG!”
Prison Guard Allegedly Created ‘Orgy’-Like Atmosphere At Women’s Prison. Well, they did say that they job had a great benefits package….
Cops: Man Had Child Porn, Nazi Uniforms, Ammo. Let’s at least hope that he wasn’t planning on using them for the same purpose at the same time.
Over 1,400 Millionaires Paid No Income Taxes In 2009, According To IRS. The rich really ARE different. They have better accountants and tax attorneys.
New Mexico mayor says contracts he signed should be voided because he was drunk. Unfortunately, intoxication doesn’t qualify as an exigent circumstance. Stupidity, however….
Rush Limbaugh: Debt Deal is ‘Slavery’ and Obama is Taking ‘White People’s Farms’. The beautiful thing about being Rush Limbaugh is never having to worry about being held accountable for his lies, his tenuous grips on facts, or his rampant racism.
Congressional Approval Sinks To All-Time Low As Americans Blame Republicans For Debt Problems, Intransigence. Hmm…perhaps because they actually ARE responsible for debt problems and intransigence??
Glow-In-The-Dark Beagle Created By Scientists. And he doubles as a night light!
MSNBC Contributor Pat Buchanan’s New Book Includes Chapter Entitled ‘The End of White America’. Remind me again why White bigots get gigs as mainstream political pundits, but bigots of any other color are pilloried and destroyed (unless they’re Republicans, of course)?
Group Asks 2012ers To Sign A Second Pledge Against Marriage Equality. Because only when America is made safe for ignorant, fearful, heterosexual White Christians will America be safe.
Cantor Opposes Extending Unemployment Benefits: We Need To Stop ‘Pumping Up’ Jobless Americans. Hey, there are worse crises than having a few million Americans living in their cars or under bridges…right??
