Man Has Sex With Cat Before Throwing It Out Window. Uh…right; I got nothin’….
Biblical theme park given 75% tax break by Kentucky city. Because the separation of Church and State is for losers and Liberals.
FLASHBACK: In 1990 Campaign Ad, McConnell Said ‘I Think Everyone Should Pay Their Fair Share, Including The Rich’. That was then. This is now. Besides, there wasn’t a Black man in the White House in 1990.
Casey Anthony named most hated person in America in new poll. Good; that’s one less list I have to worry about being on this year.
Scarborough Mocks Perry: Jesus Said To ‘Let People Take Images Of You Praying So They’ll Think You’re A Holy Man’. Overt piety and over-the-top religiosity doesn’t prove that you’re holy, merely that you’re a hypocrite.
Nude Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Coming to Texas Porn Store. As if we need any further proof of the decline of Western civilization….
After Supporting Tea Party Protests, Fox News Accuses Iowans From ‘Liberal Think Tank’ Of ‘Ambushing’ Romney. This is what happens when you reflexively think that Liberalism is responsible for every conceivable ill that befalls America.
Playboy Playmate Arrested for Bringing Loaded Gun to Airport. Man, judging by her pictures, that’s not all she brought to the airport.
US Bloviators Using UK Riots to Attack Liberals and Union Workers. Right; because people thinking for themselves and refusing to blindly and unquestioningly accept their lot in life is proof positive that they’ve been poisoned by the evil, Marxist propaganda of Liberalism.
Bill O’Reilly Blames Liberals for England’s Riots. For being such a thoroughly disorganized lot of head-in-clouds ideologues, we sure do manage to do a lot of damage, don’t we??
Congressman calls for CIA and Pentagon to investigate Kathryn Bigelow’s Bin Laden film. Because nothing threatens the Fatherland’s Homeland’s security like a woman with a movie camera.
Nativist Former Rep. Tom Tancredo Slams Rick Perry As Insufficiently Cruel To Immigrants. Don’tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young??
Republican Frontrunner Mitt Romney: “Corporations Are People”. And people were put here to do the bidding of corporations.
6 More Reasons to Hate Airline Companies and Flying. Thank you for flying AmericanUnitedDeltaSouthwestJetBlue Airways, where customer service is the definition of “oxymoron.”
Man Arrested After Popping Zits at McDonald’s. And you wonder why I refuse to eat at McDonald’s??
The American People Lose Faith In The American System, But Still Insist It’s The Best In The World. Blind faith in American Exceptionalism: the first step to a solution is admitting that you have a problem. If you can’t even admit that you have a problem….
