US skier tossed off team over in-flight urination. Peeing on a 12-year-old girl? Stay classy, dude….
Cow’s Run for Freedom Amusing to Everyone Except Cow. Hey, when you know you’re destined to end up as ground chuck…RUN, FORREST, RUN!!!
Bachmann Claims ‘S&P Essentially Proved Me Right’ — S&P Really Disagrees. Uh…no; S&P essentially proved that Bachmann’s a blithering idiot. BTW, truth is not a fungible commodity.
Racist Skinheads Banned from Staging Skinhead Riot. Too bad for the English Defence League; they had such a bitchin’ agenda for their racist riot.
Doctor tried to cure homosexuality by tasping gay man while he had sex with female prostitute. And you thought I just made this stuff up….
Rick Perry Says Social Security And Medicare Are Unconstitutional. Yes, among his many splendored skills, Gov. Goodhair is also a serviceable constitutional scholar…albeit one with the IQ of a fence post and the overt religiosity of Bishop Sheen.
Stephen Colbert Commends Sarah Palin on Her Attention Whoring Skills. Few people can suck the life out of a story in quite the way that Caribou Barbie can.
Goodbye Religion? How Godlessness Is Increasing With Each New Generation. Because maybe, just maybe, imaginary friends are exactly that…imaginary.
Stasi spywear: the inept art of commie disguise. Jeebus, no wonder East Germany went the way of the buffalo.
Why Are Redheads So Hated?. Because when you get right down to it, people am stoopid.
Makers Of Military Drone Aircraft Gearing Up For Major Public Relations Offensive, Including Outreach To Kids. Hey, kids!! Now you can learn how to blithely kill people half a world away with just the push of a button…and it’s WAY better than a video game!!
The ‘Super Congress’ Is a Scam Designed to Force Cuts To Popular Programs and Keep Taxes On The Rich Low. And it’s a way for Democrats to evade responsibility for being a party to the scam. Nice, huh? And they wonder why Congress is so unpopular these days….
Jon Stewart Calls Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly a Hypocrite. Remember, when it’s important to someone else, it’s sucking at the public teat. When it’s important to you, it’s a necessity.
6 So-Called “Job Creators” Who Won’t Hire The Unemployed. So you’re unemployed. Get used to your second-class status, Comrade!!
Starbucks Has a Peeping Tom Problem. Eww…just eww….
Inside Angola: Faith-Based Slavery in a Louisiana Prison. If they find Jesus, they won’t even know they’re in prison!
