Top 5 Examples of Perry’s Anti-Gay Agenda. If elected, Rick Perry has pledged to be the President of ALL Americans…unless you’re gay, or Liberal, or a pacifist, or want a single-payer health care system, or think Social Security and Medicare are promises that we should keep, or think the richest among us should pay their fair share of taxes, or…you get the idea.
Americans Don’t Realize Just How Badly We’re Getting Screwed by the Top 0.1 Percent Hoarding the Country’s Wealth. Uh…greed is good, right??
Bad: You and your girlfriend are robbed. Worse: Robbers introduce your girlfriend to your wife. You have to know that your already horrible day is about to become WAY worse when….
Bachmann Refuses To Say What Spending She Would Cut If Her Plan To Not Raise The Debt Ceiling Were Followed. Uh…because the magical, all-seeing, all-knowing hand of the free market would make everything better? Or would she just turn the whole thing over to Jesus?
Persistently job-searching, persistently jobless. Now that an increasing number of employers are refusing to hire, or at the very least resisting the idea of hiring the long-term unemployed…well, welcome the new permanent underclass!!
Grassley Calls S&P Downgrade A ‘Wake-Up Call’ To ‘Reduce Deficit Spending,’ Then Admits He Hasn’t Read The Report. Because the beautiful thing about being a Republican is that you never have to worry about being burdened by inconvenient things like…oh, I don’t know…facts, truth, and reality?
9 unintentionally sexual headlines that somehow made it to print. Or, “9 reasons why copywriters lose their jobs.”
How the Koch Brothers Backed the End of Desegregation in North Carolina Schools. How else are they going to ensure themselves a reliable and compliant source of cheap labor?
Study: Nice People Are Broke Losers. Nice people really DO finish last.
‘Go vegan’ sign briefly stuck to fair’s butter cow. Thankfully, no butter was harmed during the protest.
Rick Perry’s Campaign Strategy? Distorting His Abysmal Economic Record. “The Big Lie” seems to be the central strategy. Lie big enough and often enough, and eventually the American Sheeple will see you as the answer to their prayers.
Perry Doesn’t ‘Buy Into The Premise’ That Rescuing America’s Auto Companies Saved Jobs. Yeah, it must have been that all-powerful, invisible hand of the free market that saved Detroit, eh? Jeebus, y’all…if Barack Obama walked on water, you’d be claiming it was a fraud perpetrated by Hollywood special effects wizards.
‘Short pink shorts, panties and bras’ lead to drug arrest. Dude, just give her the clothes she left in your car, knowhutimean??
Gay Man Challenges Pawlenty On Opposition To Marriage Equality: ‘Do You Think I’m A Second Class Citizen?’ In a word, yes…and so does every other Republican Presidential candidate.
Father allegedly punches daughter at 14th birthday party. Toddlers & Tiaras meets the trailer park set. Stay classy, y’all….
Erectile Dysfunction: How Weight Loss Can Help Men’s Sex Lives. Gain enough weight, and you might not even be able to tell that you have an erection.
