August 17, 2011 5:00 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Bachmann Dodges Questions About Gay Rights. Because, to her way of thinking, gays have no rights.

The Texas Unmiracle. The only “miracle” is the degree to which the Right-wing media has swallowed (and continued to propagate) the propaganda.

Say Hello to Rick Perry’s New Campaign Bus. Or, as one wag referred to it, the “Tour de Grift Express.”

Laura Ingraham Repeats Right-Wing Distortion that the President No Longer Gets Daily Briefing on the Economy. Because it’s not about the truth. It’s about what you can get sheeple to believe.

Bernie Madoff ditched by his wife of 52 years as she seeks reconciliation with son. Well, the guy was a bit of a dick….

Hilary Duff Is Pregnant. The Disney Co. has already filed a copyright claim on the spawn.

Restaurant Requires You To Sign Contract Forbidding Use Of Phones & Cameras. So if the food really sucks, you can’t call your friends and warn them.

Bachmann: No One Would Take 10-1 Deal During Debate Because the Cuts Were ‘Fake’. Sort of like the candidates themselves.

Al-Qaeda in Yemen attempting to make ricin bombs for U.S. attacks. Great; something else we can all be living in mortal fear of.

Ohio Convenience Store Plays Classical Music To Curtail Loitering. Well, it was either that or spray them with a fire hose….

Is Bank of America Headed Toward Collapse?. Karma is a real bitch….

In Times of Trouble, People Turn to Jim Cramer. Of course, if they actually want to KEEP their money, they turn to someone who Jon Stewart didn’t reveal to be a blithering idiot.

How the Head of Fox News Is Making Americans More Right-Wing, More Ignorant and Ever More Terrified. Because it’s not about the news. It’s about making America safe for the interests of wealthy, Conservative White males.

The Plot to Grow Hitler’s Breasts. This is why I love history.

Outrage Erupts After Energy Committee Evaluating Dangerous Gas Drilling Practice Is Stacked With ‘Experts’ on Industry Payroll. Look, just because you can set your tap water on fire…well, that doesn’t mean there any actual health or safety risks.

Family Fined $300 Over 5 Pieces Of Fruit In Backpack. Because you can’t sneak ANYTHING past the US Customs Service!

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