August 18, 2011 6:31 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Renault: the car for men who don’t worry about their penises. When size doesn’t matter…but cheap French engineering does.

Fox’s Bolling: ‘We’re Keeping An Eye On’ Chris Christie’s Muslim Judge Appointee. WWJD’s Cluth: ‘We’re Keeping An Eye On’ Brain-Dead Fox Noise Channel Talking Heads Who Lost Their Journalistic Objectivity Long Before They Lost Their Virginity.

Let’s Ban ‘Gang Members’ From Public Property, Say White Guys. That whole “civil rights” thing? Yeah, that’s WAY overrated.

The Destructive Conservative Myth That Keeps Our Economy in Tatters. Remember, it’s not about the truth. It’s about the message. It’s not about reality. It’s what you can convince the Sheeple to believe is real.

AC/DC Gets Into the Wine Game. “Highway To Hell Cabernet”? “Back in Black Shiraz”? Hey, if you survived the ’80s, you probably deserve this.

REPORT: Texas Ranks Dead Last In Total Job Creation, Accounting For Labor Force Growth. YEEHAW!! EVERYTHING’S bigger in Texas…even the propaganda surrounding the “Texas Miracle.”

Florida Couple Breaks U.S. Cat Hoarding Records. Many aspire, but few attain. Congratulations to the lucky couple…if not the cats they collected.

Meet the Christian Dominionist ‘Prayer Warriors’ Who Have Chosen Rick Perry as Their Vehicle to Power. When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a Bible. I think I saw that on a bumper sticker once upon a time.

Ohio Lawmaker on Wife’s 911 Call: ‘She Got Upset. Girls Do That’. Yeah, you beat up on the wimminz…and you know how emotional they can be, right??

21 Reasons Rick Perry’s Texas Is a Complete Disaster. After living in Texas for a good portion of Gov. Goodhair’s Reign of Error, I can confirm that the challenge here was in winnowing the list down to 21 reasons.

Big Tobacco Sues FDA Over Ghastly Warning Photos. The truth? But what will that do to our stock price??

Bachmann Still Claiming Income From Federally-Subsidized Farm She Insists She Doesn’t Benefit From. When you’re a Democrat, this would be considered a damned lie, and Conservatives would be falling all over themselves demanding that you fall on your sword and resign. When you’re a Republican, this is merely availing yourself of the rules written into the federal tax code.

Is Marijuana Addictive?. How about we debate this when we can be honest about the destruction wrought by alcohol abuse?

Kathy Griffin Talks Michele Bachmann ‘Bigot’ Meeting On Conan. Kathy Griffin asked Bachmann to her face why she’s a bigot. This is why Griffin is my new hero.

Memo to Religious People: Many Atheists Don’t Want to Hear That Their Loved Ones “Are in Heaven” — New Group for Non-Believers Helps Atheists Grieve. Why would you think that an atheist would want to go to a “Heaven” that they don’t even believe in?

RANGEL BLASTS PERRY’S MINIMUM WAGE JOBS RECORD: ‘ONE STAGE AWAY FROM SLAVERY’. Say hello to the “Texas Miracle.”

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