August 19, 2011 7:08 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

(graphic “borrowed” from Brian Kane)

POLL: TEA PARTY LESS POPULAR THAN MUSLIMS, ATHEISTS, 21 OTHER GROUPS. Jock itch, acne, pineapples on pizza, homework, Pee Wee Herman, Miley Cyrus, e. coli, naked pictures of Ann Coulter, the Green Bay Packers….

Rick Perry accuses Ben Bernanke of treason. Jack Cluth accuses Rick Perry of sheer, unmedicated lunacy.

Tea Party Pentagon? How a Rick Perry Win Could Sweep Neo-cons Back to Power. It certainly simplifies the debate when the solution to every problem is to bomb it into submission.

Rugby Players: Sheep And Sex Don’t Mix. Uh, you need a rugby player to tell you that??

How Austerity Is Ushering In A Global Recession. Memo to the Tea Party ignorami: you can’t save your way out of a recession. Then again, y’all really don’t care about facts as much as you do your narrow, ignorance-based agenda, do you?

TLC realizes no one cares, cancels “Kate Plus 8”. Uh, what’s “Kate Plus 8”??

11 Celebrity Penis Names (NSFW). Today’s offering of proof that the Apocalypse is already upon us- and no, I’m not telling you mine….

Michele Bachmann Wishes Elvis Happy Birthday, on His Death Day. Facts can be such ugly, inconvenient things.

Kerfuffle Unfolds After Bachmann Makes Questionable Claim. Uh, which one? The woman’s a walking, talking fact-free environment.

SuperCommittee Kneecapped By Frosh GOP. This is what happens when your definition of “compromise” is “not settling for anything less than 100% of your unrealistic and destructive demands…or you’ll let America burn.”

French Actor Pees On A Plane… And Not In The Bathroom. And it will probably win him the coveted Palm d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival next year.

Virginia school board bans Sherlock Holmes novel for being anti-Mormon. Before long, the only literary work no one will object to is the Bible, which- if you believe that it’s not “education”, it’s “indoctrination”- is probably no big deal.

Joe Lieberman: Obama Has ‘Encouraged Israel’s Enemies’. Yeah, the President’s a bad man…then again, consider the source of the criticism.

Madonna Celebrates 53rd Birthday with 24-Year-Old Boyfriend. Nice work if you can get it, eh??

Microsoft Offering Sneak Peek At Windows 8. Mediocrity v8.0….

Chinese Artist Carves Amazing Images On Leaves (PHOTOS, VIDEO). You have to know that you have WAY too much time on your hands when….

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