(graphic “borrowed” from Brian Kane)
Teen Lengthens Tongue To Speak Korean. I can think of only one thing that having a longer tongue might be good for…and it’s not speaking Korean.
Why Is Sean Hannity So Mad You’re Having Sex? 5 Ways Conservatives Attack Sexual Freedom. At the core of Conservatism is the fear that someone is having more fun than you are.
How to Pose for the Perfect Mugshot. You can thank me later….
Perry Appointee Blocked DNA Evidence That Shows Convicted Man Has Been Held Wrongly For 25 Years. What, like they’re going to admit they made a boo-boo??
4 Dirty Secrets Hiding In Your Tuna Can. My bologna has a first name….
‘Panhandler For Love’ Gets Low Marks From Dating Experts. Dude, get a clue…women don’t like men who beg for it….
In emails on HPV, Perry mostly absent. Gov. Goodhair’s been absent for most of his tenure as Governor of Texas.
The 10 Stupidest Outfits The Situation Has Ever Worn. Isn’t it a bit redundant to use “stupid” and “The Situation” in the same sentence?
Obama’s vacation stirs criticism. Let’s face it; the man could walk on water, and there would be those who would criticize him impersonating Jesus Christ.
Americans Don’t Realize Just How Badly We’re Getting Screwed by the Top 0.1 Percent Hoarding the Country’s Wealth. Yeah, there’s this little thing I like to call “propaganda” that keeps most of the American Sheeple compliant. They don’t know because they choose not to know.
Why Is Newt Gingrich Going to Hawaii?. Because that’s where the votes are purchased sun is.
Herman Cain: Impeaching Obama ‘Would Be A Great Thing To Do’. Unlike someone who lied his way into a war…like, say George W. Bush? Sorry, dude, but you don’t get to impeach someone simply because you don’t like his politics. That’s what elections are for.
New Jersey Bill Ensuring Rape Victims Do Not Get Billed For Rape Kits Still Awaiting Christie’s Signature. When you believe women are property, this is about what you can expect.
How 3 Joints and an Ounce of Coke Got an Oklahoma Grandfather Life Without Parole. Man, just think of what would have happened if he’d been busted with DIET Coke??
More Big Oil Astroturf Across The Country: Missouri Front Tells Activists To Plant Anti-EPA Questions At State Fair. Because when people don’t know the truth, they won’t know what questions they need to demand answers to.
Getaway Stalls As Suspect Can’t Drive Stick Shift. Tonight, on “Stoopid Kiminul Trix”….
