Donald Trump Warns Libyan Rebels Will Be ‘Richer’ Than Americans If We Don’t Steal Their Oil. Is it just me, or is Trump actually Caribou Barbie’s doppelganger??
Michele Bachmann Says Dumb Things Because She’s Always Talking. How can you tell when Michele Bachmann is saying something stupid? Her lips are moving.
The unrecognizable Scott Walker 2.0. Trying to force his Koch-bankrolled Far Right-wing agenda on Wisconsin didn’t work so well, so now he’s going to resort to lies and propaganda to convince his constituents that he really isn’t the Black Angel of Death. Really. He likes kittens and puppies and long, romantic walks in the rain. Honest.
Rick Perry, Combining the Worst of Tea Party Extremists and George W. Bush. Oh, and don’t forget the rich, creamy, uber-Jesus-y goodness!!
Muammar Qaddafi: A Photographic Retrospective. Now that Libya is no longer ruled by a self-absorbed, despotic, monomaniacal zealot, will anyone even pay attention to the country?
Paul Ryan Candidacy As GOP Suicide Pact. The GOP may not know how to actually govern, but they damn sure know how to provide some fine political theater, don’t they??
Did Lindsay Lohan Try to Upstage Kim Kardashian at Her Own Wedding?. Why not? It worked for Caribou Barbie in New Hampshire (when Mitt Romney announced his was running for President) and Iowa (the Ames straw poll).
The Anti-Choice Plot to Lure Desperate Women to Christian Pregnancy Centers. Because lies, disinformation, and propaganda in the service of your cause is no vice.
The Stupidest 15 Seconds of Tonight’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Nope. Sorry, can’t do it…not even if there’s epic amounts of cleavage involved.
5 Reasons Capitalism Has Failed. Hmm…after greed and self-interest, how many other reasons do you really need?
Man Sues Dallas Hospital For Implanting GPS Tracker In His Armpit. Come for the tonsillectomy, stay for the tracking device.
Why Is the Military Spending Millions on Christian Contractors Bent on Evangelizing US Soldiers?. Because at its heart, the military is bent on evangelizing US soldiers.
Scientists Creating Alligator-Chickens. One world y’all…MANBEARPIG!!
Why ‘Constitutional Conservatives’ Like Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry Have No Respect for the Constitution. Because the Constitution, just like their far-Right, kill-‘em-all-let-God-sort-‘em-out Christianity, is merely a tool to get them elected. Once there, they can use that power to assuage their massive egos and rule with an iron fist.
Why the Media Is Ignoring Ron Paul. Uh…because he’s an irrelevant racist crackpot?
President Rick Perry’s America: No Country For Women. Once women fully accept their role and place as the property of men, America will be well on the road to recovery.
