August 28, 2011 4:58 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

You can never be too prepared for an alien invasion. Hey, it could happen, right? Then again, Michele Bachmann could also come out as a Lesbian.

SOUTH CAROLINA TEA PARTY CHAIR POSTS JOKE ABOUT KILLING THE OBAMAS ON FACEBOOK. When a Democrat does it, it’s the worst sort of tasteless, humorless, classless insult imaginable. When a teabagger does it…well, lighten up, y’all!

Paul Ryan Pushed For Tax Loopholes For Biggest Donors. Of course; what’s the fun of being in power if you can’t reward your friends?

Facing Deadline, Kasich Refuses Millions In Unemployment Funds Because Expanding Benefits ‘Makes No Sense’. It’s just Gov. Kasich living the unofficial GOP motto: “POLITICS BEFORE PEOPLE!”

Don’t mess with Texas: Your guide to Rick Perrylandia. Everything you’ve ever (probably not really) wanted to know about Gov. Goodhair.

Santorum: Obama Had ‘Little To Do’ With Fall of Gaddafi. RIght…and I’ll bet Santorum wishes he had “little to do” with the defintion of “santorum.”

Excessive Absenteeism Costs Oregon Mayor His Job. Hey, there’s a job opening in Sodaville?? Where’s Sodaville??

7 Ways Oil and Gas Companies Are Trying to Buy Positive Public Sentiment for Fracking. So you can set your tap water afire; that doesn’t mean it’s unsafe or a health risk or anything.

Yet Another Investigation Vindicates ‘Hockey Stick’ Climate Scientist Michael Mann. Hey, guess what, y’all? Global climate change is real. Time to pull your anterior out of your posterior, don’tchathink?

ROMNEY ATTACKS OBAMA FOR RELEASING JOBS PLAN TOO LATE, THEN ANNOUNCES HE’LL UNVEIL HIS PLAN SAME DAY. When a Democrat does it, it’s dawdling and uninspired leadership. When a Republican does it, it’s thoughtful contemplation and considering all options.

The Shocking Pattern of Obama Repeating Some of the Worst of George W. Bush. Who would have thought that Barack Obama would morph into a moderate Republican?

For Sale: Brad and Angie’s Beachfront Bliss Bunker. And for an VERY affordable $13.75 million….

Republicans To Oppose Tax Cut For Working People. Well, it’s not like working folks vote Republican or donate to GOP campaigns.

The politics of cartography. Or, why Google Maps rules the world.

NH Sponsor Of Minimum Wage Restriction Law: Young People Are ‘Not Worth The Minimum’. Where’s the fun in having children if you can’t exploit for cheap labor?

The Real Reason Wal-Mart Is Dying. You mean besides the fact that it sucks and it’s filled with cheap Chinese-made crap?

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