‘Sex-Crazed Loser’ Crashes Stolen Semi Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina. Right…and you think I just make this stuff up….
KBR Wants Ex-Staffer Who Sued Over Rape To Pay Them $2 Million. NOBODY sues KBR and lives to tell about it.
Farah: Gays And Radical Muslims Working Together To Destroy America. Well, that would certainly explain the Tea Party, eh?
Candidates Debate In Special Election For Weiner’s Seat. Cue the dick jokes in 4…3…2….
PA Budget Cuts Force School To Use Sheep To Cut Grass Is our children learning? Who cares…wee haz Jesus!! And sheep!!
Texas Congressional Candidate Sternly Lectures Some Donkeys. You have to know that we’re in big trouble when the only sentient being a Republican can communicate with is a donkey.
Perkins: Gays And Lesbians Are Ruining The Military, Media. Yeah, if not for Teh Gayz, we wouldn’t have to sit through Project Runway….
Tea Party Chair In SC Posts Joke On Facebook About Killing The Obamas. Hey, if he was a REAL President he’d be a White Republican, right?? Stay classy….
CNN’s Gay Porn Citizen Reporter Fired from Teaching Job. Evidently, the good, God-fearing citizens of Floriduh are afraid of their children catching Teh Gay.
Texans Stage Mock Funeral To Mourn The ‘Death Of Good Jobs’ In GOP Congressman’s District. Not that John Culberson, or any other Republican for that matter, will actually care enough to get the message.
Setting Your Friend on Fire Is Never a Good Idea. You can thank me later.
A Collection of Bad Political Twitter Jokes from the DC Earthquake. Are there any other kind of political Twitter jokes?
Rick Perry’s Long History Of Attending “Nonpolitical” Religious Right Events. That whole separation of Church and State thing? Yeah, that’s really only for losers and Liberals.
John McCain Debunks Right-Wing’s ‘Sharia In Libya’ Claim. You have to know that we’re in a boatload of trouble when John McCain is the one trying to talk the crazies down.
Pooping Mets Player Delays Game. It’s probably the most excitement the Mets have generated all season.
Robertson: “The Antichrist Is Islam”. Right; God only loves crazy White uber-Jesus-y bigots.
