September 18, 2011 6:29 AM

How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#11)

Tea Party Crowd Boos Ron Paul For Saying We Shouldn’t Blame All Muslims. Are teabaggers REALLY that ignorant and mean-spirited? Evidently, the answer is a resounding “YES!!”

Tea Party Crowd Supports Letting Uninsured Die. The Tea Party: one classy collection of reprobates, knuckle-draggers, and ignorant, self-absorbed zealots.

Must-Reads: The Late, Great Molly Ivins on Rick Perry. The funny thing is that Perry wasn’t trying to provide Ivins with material to ridicule him with. It just came naturally.

Dick Cheney On U.S. Credit Downgrade: ‘I Literally Felt Embarrassed For My Country’. Now he knows how most of the country feels about him.

Perry Wants To Build Afghanistan’s Infrastructure, Opposes Obama Plan To Build America’s. Why does Rick Perry hate America?

A Christian Plot for Domination?. So much for following the teachings of Jesus Christ….

European vacation or legitimate business? Haley’s fiscal priorities under fire as summer ‘jobs’ trip detailed. When a Democrat does it, it’s the most corrupt and insensitive use of taxpayer dollars imaginable. When a Republican does it, it’s traveling in the style they deserve.

Santorum Conflates The ‘Latino Vote’ With ‘Illegal Vote’. Well, if they were legal, wouldn’t they be White?

No Jobs Relief in Sight. Because Republicans care more about their own job prospects than about doing what’s right for America.

MICHIGAN SENATE CANDIDATE WANTS TO CAP THE NUMBER OF MUSLIMS ALLOWED INTO AMERICA. Absolutely…just as soon as we cap the number of Republicans allowed in Washington.

Barton’s Show Dropped By Christian Radio Station Over Ties To Glenn Beck. It’s nice to know that someone’s finally willing to call “B.S.” on David Barton.

Maybe God Didn’t Choose Michele Bachmann After All. If you’re going to claim the mantle of the Almighty for your campaign, you might want to make sure that He’s actually told people about it.

GOP Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett Proposes Rigging The Electoral College For Republicans. The surprise isn’t in the proposal; it’s just that I assumed Republicans would be smart enough to keep this effort on the down-low.

Anti-Choice Zealots Go After Clinic Owner’s Children — Here’s How He’s Fighting Back. The zealot LOVE babies…but they HATE children. Isn’t this the very definition of hypocrisy?

David Barton Files Defamation Suits Against Three. Ah…I keep forgetting that the First Amendment only applies to Socially Conservative White Christians.

As Poverty Rises, Rand Paul Claims The Poor Are Getting Rich. Remember, never let the truth drive the propaganda.

Ahn Equates Marriage Equality With Racist Laws. I never cease to be amazed at the lengths some haters will go to rationalize and justify their hatred of and discrimination against homosexuals.

How ‘Small Government’ Conservatives Raise Your Taxes Through Stealthy Back-Door Fees. Because they know that by and large, the American Sheeple isn’t paying attention.

Gingrich: Uninsured Should Rely On Charity For Health Care. Uh, they already do…it’s called an “Emergency Room.”

Robertson’s Marital Advice: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimers. So…“‘Til death do us part”…unless it’s really inconvenient? Or is Robertson actually talking some sense here?

Bachmann: Immigration ‘Worked Very, Very Well’ Under Asian Exclusion Act. Right, when we only let in White Christians who looked nonthreatening? Gee, now there’s something to be proud of.

Robertson: Jews Must Convert To Christianity To Usher In End Times. Pat Robertson is conclusive proof that God loves only crazy, White bigots.

ROMNEY, PERRY, BACHMANN CAMPAIGN WEBSITE ISSUE PAGES DON’T MENTION IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN. Iraq and Afghanistan? That’s SO 2009….

Joyner: “Very Soon, God’s Judgment Is Going To Come Upon Hollywood”. Yeah, he probably said the same thing after the release of Waterworld…and look where that went.

Issa: We Won’t Investigate News Corp’s Alleged Hacking Of 9/11 Victims Because We Don’t Want To Pick On The Media. Unless it’s a media outlet that doesn’t slavishly promote the GOP agenda.

After Helping Banks Water Down Dodd-Frank, Scott Brown Tries To Claim He’s A Wall Street Reformer. It’s a dessert topping!! AND a floorwax!!

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