September 7, 2011 5:39 AM

How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#7)

GOP Rep. Declares War On Peace Corps, Demands End To Program In China. Because, really…aren’t the Peace Corps, George Soros, and the Trilateral Commission the three legs of the Liberal strategy for total world domination??

We Are Seeing Natural Disasters “Because Sin Has Reached Biblical Proportions”. No, we’re seeing more natural disasters because y’all continue to deny that global climate change is real, and it would appear that we’re suffering the consequences of your denial. Of course, if you define sin as “people enjoying life in ways we disapprove of,” then perhaps I’ll give you the “biblical proportions” part of your “argument.”

Why Are the Corporate Media In Denial About the Right-Wing Terrorist Threat?. Because most media outlets are owned by Conservatives…and, as EVERY red-blooded patriotic American knows, White Christians by definition cannot be considered “terrorists.” They’re to be referred to more accurately as “spiritual warriors.”

You’re No Thatcher!. If Michelle Bachmann is the Second Coming of Margaret Thatcher, then I’m the Second Coming of Idi Amin.

Palin Blasts ‘Crony Capitalism,’ Keeps 2012 Talk Alive. “Crony capitalism” sucks…unless they’re your cronies.

Palin Makes Stripper Joke, Cardboard Palins Frolic at Tea Party Rally. And then everyone broke into a rousing rendition of “Onward, Christian Soldier”….

Abortion Ruling Won’t Stop Perry. Zealots normally respect little but their own zealotry and that which feeds their zealotry.

Barber and Reisman Suggest All Gay People Are Pedophiles or Advocate Pedophilia. And I suggest that all Far-Right Conservatives are Fascist wannabes who believe that America should be a Dominionist Theocracy and the Bible it’s sole source of statute law. Wait for the caterwauling from the Rabid Right in 4…3…2….

Inside the Christian Right Dominionist Movement That’s Undermining Democracy. Who needs democracy? Wee has Jesus!!

Barber: Gays Opening The Doors For Pedophiles. Shouldn’t someone tell this idjit that most pedophiles are heterosexual? The again, Barber does seem to exist in a fact-free zone. Who needs the truth? Wee haz Jesus!!

Fox News Calls Exclusion Of Candidates From Debate A ‘Scandal,’ Will Fox’s Debate Next Month Be Different?. When the Liberal Media does it, it’s the worst sort of anti-democratic discrimination imaginable. When the “Fair and Balanced” network does it, it’s just keeping the field down to a manageable number of “serious” candidates.

Financial Woes Continue To Plague Focus On The Family. Yep, karma’s a real bitch, ain’t she??

Longtime Republican Staffer Realizes His Party Is Insane. Not that anyone in the GOP is paying attention, of course…they’re all insane.

Turek Rails Against Gay Pride And Diversity Training Programs. ‘Cuz if you ain’t a Conservative, Heterosexual, Christian White Male, you ain’t sh-t.

Rick Perry’s Execution Record Includes The Deaths Of Juveniles And The Mentally Disabled. Hey, it’s not like they’re going to be voting Republican, anyway.

NOM’s Morse: America Becoming Like Nazi Germany. Freedom, tolerance, and diversity- yep, sounds EXACTLY like the Third Reich, eh?

Case Study: How One New Yorker Got Texas And Other States To Push Anti-Sharia Legislation. The surprise is that it’s really very easy to successfully push an agenda based solely on hatred, fear, and astonishing, world class ignorance.

GOP Gun Raffle in Giffords County ‘Stupid,’ ‘Successful’. “Tasteless” and “inappropriate”- two words you’ll never find in the Republican Dictionary.

Pushback on Draconian Rick: Stay Out of Women’s Sex Lives. When you fervently believe that women rightly are the property of men, Rick Perry is about the best you can reasonably expect.

Activists Want to Pass Anti-Gay Marriage Amendment to Stop Satan’s Attack on Marriage> Here’s a suggestion: if you oppose same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of the same gender. Problem solved, eh??

Former Boehner Staffer Suggests Rick Perry Would Be Happier With the Confederate Constitution. Uh…Gov. Goodhair already thinks this country is governed by the Confederate Constitution.

Jacobs: “Sexual Immorality” is Like Putting the Wrong Fuel into Your Car. How is it that idjits like Jacobs are all about “small government”…and yet they have no problem with inserting themselves in our bedrooms and the bodies of women?

Jacobs: Ban Abortion Because it Curses the LandHow is it that idjits like Jacobs are all about “small government”…and yet they have no problem with inserting themselves in our bedrooms and the bodies of women?

Santorum: Same-Sex Marriage Helped Destroy The Economy. Oh, if only it was that simple, Little Ricky. Now hush up and go Google “Santorum.”

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