(graphic via Brian Kane)
Politician Allegedly Mixes Sexual Harassment with Racial Slurs, Farting. It’s all about multi-tasking, people.
Serious shooters are lining up for a chance to hunt feral hogs from helicopters. Really; where else but Texas?
How to Poop at Work. You can thank me later.
True Stories: Sex After 9/11. Wait…there was sex after 9.11??
Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex: A Frenchman has been ordered to pay his ex-wife £8,500 in damages for failing to have enough sex with her during their marriage. Uh, dude…so why did you marry her in the first place??
Scarlett Johansson Has the FBI Tracking Down the Hacker Who Stole Her Naked Photos. Shh…if the FBI comes knocking, tell them I’m not here, ‘kay??
Ukraine Beer Baths Become Latest Alternative Medicine In Eastern Europe. Well, it was either that or going back to being bled with leeches….
Sex Advice From Insanely Fashionable Women. I’m all ears….
Australia Adds ‘Indeterminate’ Gender to Passports. “He”, “She”, and “It.”
Obama Jobs Act Aims To Get Out The Bulk Of Cash By September 2013. And Republicans plan on getting the propaganda out MUCH sooner.
Amanda Seyfried Likes Watching Herself Have Sex on Film. I would too…but ain’t nobody getting near me with a video camera.
Cocaine, Affairs, and the Other Crazy Stuff in the New Palin Book. So she wasn’t a saint? What’s the point?
Ten Accurate Poverty Indicators. #11: Just take a good look around.
Mississippi ‘Personhood’ Law Could Ban Abortions And Birth Control. Yep…nothin’ quite like turn back the clock- to the 1950s.
Katy Perry Advances Plan for World Domination. At least our Perhaps-Not-So-Benevolent-Dictator will have something resembling talent.
FBI Teaches Agents That Mainstream Muslims Sympathize With Terrorists. Well, it IS easier to hate The Other than to learn how to co-exist.
