In Rare Public Statement, God Tells Pat Robertson to Shut the Fuck Up: ‘Enough Already With That Moron,’ Says Almighty. Evidently, even God Almighty has His limits.
Rick Perry: Romney’s Individual Mandate Is Socialism. I wonder if Perry even knows what “Socialism” is. Perhaps God could tell him to STFU as well.
Woman Killed By McDonald’s Soda Fountain. We have neither motive nor method. Fear not; Hercule Poirot is on the case….
50 Cent Playing Coy With Presidential Endorsement. Rick Perry is all atwitter, because he’s assuming he has it locked up.
DADT Repeal: Republicans Buck McKeon, Joe Wilson Seek To Delay End Of Gay Military Ban. Because until Teh Gayz understand and accept their place and role as second-class citizens, America will not truly be safe.
Study Proves Gulf War Syndrome is Nerve Gas-Induced Brain Damage. Great…and it only took them 20 years to figure this out.
Perry’s Muddled Stance On Afghanistan: Bring The Troops Home…But Not Now…And Maybe Leave 40,000. Hey!! It’s a dessert topping AND a floor wax!!
In Compromise, Republicans Allow Obama To Create One Part-Time Job: Step In Right Direction, President Says. President Obama had to say this; Sen. Mitch McConnell has his balls in a jar.
Perry Brags About Texas’ Tax System That Charges The Poor Four Times As Much As The Rich. Hey, someone’s got to pay for tax breaks for the rich.
Company Wins Right to Sell ‘F—ing Schnapps’. Uh…isn’t that what Schnapps is supposed to increase the likelihood of??
Boehner Claims Homosexuality Is A Choice In Effort To Preserve ‘Defense Of Marriage Act’. It’s not about the truth, it’s about driving the propaganda that creates the truth.
Woman Gets Wasted, Gropes Flight Attendant on Virgin Airways. Oh, my…somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do….
‘Web Cam 101 For Seniors’ Turns Oregon Oldsters Into YouTube Celebrities. Everyone deserves their 15 minutes….
Pair Honor Dead Friend by Stealing His ATM Card It’s what friends do…right??
Republican Louie Gohmert Blasts American Jobs Act For Banning Unemployment Discrimination. Truly, Louie Gohmert is the dumbest biped on the face of the planet. Epic, unbelievable stupidity….
The ‘Private Bank of Denny Ray Hardin’ Wasn’t a Real Bank. Really? And he seemed like such a well-meaning sort.
