Drug store puts up sign asking folks not to try on condoms before buying them.. Damn; how am I supposed to know if they fit??
‘A social pariah’: How lonely Monica Lewinsky has failed to find happiness… and is STILL the butt of lewd Clinton jokes. Jeez…you give a guy a blowjob, and 17 years later no one will allow you to forget it.
How Much of the Internet is Actually for Porn. As much as you need it to be.
Has American-Style Conservatism Become a Religion?. Uh…when has it NOT been a religion?
Seven questions for Rick Perry. Because inquiring minds deserve to know.
John Boehner admits that being speaker ‘isn’t any fun’. Well, sure…if you really suck at something, it’s not going to be much fun at all, is it?
Rick Perry: Selling Sixth-Grade Girls’ Health to the Highest Bidder?. Meet the Governor from Merck.
There’s a 1 in 3,200 Chance That a Piece of a Satellite Will Land on a Person Next Week. That’s why I’m being careful to wear my tinfoil helmet.
What to Make of Sarah Palin’s Alleged Cocaine Use. How about that she was like so many other twenty-somethings trying to make their way throught the ’80s?
Conservatives angry at Archie comics impending gay marriage plot. Well, of course they are. If these maroons didn’t have something to wax self-righteous over, they’d be lost.
And now a video full of fart jokes….. Because who doesn’t want to watch a video of engineers discussing feline flatulence??
Scott Walker and the GOP Reveal Depth of Their Voter-Exclusion Plan. Because it’s not about democracy; it’s about political power, which is the only the thing the GOP cares about.
The Last Closet: When will a gay professional athlete finally come out?. When gays can be full-fledged citizens, perhaps then we’ll see this happen.
The Five Best Pop-Culture Responses to 9/11. Evidently, you can react to 9.11 without being cheesy and uber-patriotic. Who knew??
U.S. Poverty Jumps to 52-Year High. Almost 1 in 7 Americans live in poverty. That this isn’t considered a national embarrassment says more about the state of America today than anything I could think of.
The End of a Journey: The Salahis Are Getting a Divorce. How can we ever believe in love again??
