September 22, 2011 6:37 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Public School Forces Football Team To Forfeit Game Because Some Players Are Sexually Active. Because nothing says you care about discipline like going overboard and severely punishing an entire team for the misdeeds of a few.

How Much of the Internet is Actually for Porn?. As much as you need for it to be.

Woman Forced to Remove Pothead T-Shirt at Pothead’s Concert. But if she’d shown up in a Budweiser t-shirt, she’d have been golden.

Silvio Berlusconi wiretaps reveal boast of spending night with eight women: Conversations show that Italian PM resented meetings with the Pope and world leaders interfering with his partying. Many aspire. Few attain. Dude’s my hero….

Mitch McConnell Doesn’t Have ‘Any Particular Reaction’ To Tea Party Audience Cheering For Death. This is what happens when you have no soul and no functional sense of decency.

Poll: 54 Percent Of Washington D.C. Sports Fans Disapprove Of Daniel Snyder. And the other 46% clearly aren’t paying attention.

Sinead O’Connor says she won’t commit suicide, issues new list of sexual demands. What…is she holding herself hostage?

Dick Durbin: GOP Candidates ‘Bow And Genuflect’ To Tea Party. It wouldn’t hurt if it wasn’t so true.

Could an all Simpsons channel be in the works?. Could we be so lucky? I can hardly wait to see what the news programming would be like.

Obama Caught ‘Scarlett Johanssoning’ in Pancake Painter’s Latest Work. Great; now I get to spend the rest of the day trying to purge this image from my brain.

Lindsey Graham: ‘Everything Is Worse’ Under Obama. And the fact that Republicans are standing in the way of anything and everything positive has NOTHING to do with anything?

NY Lawyer With Sexxxy Side Business Suspended From Job. So she’s an entrepreneur; what’s the big deal?? Isn’t that what America needs more of these days?

Rachel Maddow Mocks Sen. Bob Casey’s Opposition To Obama Jobs Plan. Because there’s silly and then there’s whatever in the Hell it is that Casey thinks he’s doing.

Ron Paul slides further into irrelevance with Barry Manilow endorsement. That’s it; Paul probably should just go ahead and fold his tent now. He’s toast.

Andrew Breitbart on a Second U.S. Civil War: ‘Bring It on’. This is why Breitbart is a miserable excuse for a human being.

Why There Are Protests On Wall Street: Their Actions Impoverished More Than 60 Million People. Oddly enough, people don’t seem to appreciate being impoverished. Go figure.

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