Study Confirms That Fox News Makes You Stupid. Quelle surprise….
The best unintentionally sexual church signs. And Jesus came….
Bill O’Reilly Threatens to ‘Pack It in’ If His Tax Rates Slightly Increase. Good. I say we call his bluff.
Simple Pickup: Are these the greatest pickup artists of all time?. How about just trying to be yourself instead of doing whatever you think it takes to get a woman into bed?
China steals “Angry Birds” for theme park. Intellectual property? What a novel, quaint American concept.
Buzz Aldrin Is Having a Sex Scandal. At 81? Damn, dude…let’s hope your pacemaker holds up….
How to Talk Like a Pirate in His Native Somali. OK, so Monday was “International Talk Like A Pirate Day”. I missed it, of course, but not even I could have come up with this one.
Kansas State In Uproar Over “Every Man” Slogan. “Every Man A Wildcat”…evidently, the women are something else all together…Jayhawks, perhaps??
Dispelling Rick Perry and Mitt Romney’s Lies About Obama And The Economy. It’s hard to even know where to begin.
We’re Not Saying You Should Vote Nickelback For Ottawa’s Goal Song; We’re Just Saying You Can. Uh…Nickelback is the best you can do?? Really??
What are the tabloids for?. How about contrived, thinly-veiled advertising?
White House brewing its own beer. Being President these days would drive anyone to drink.
In 1995, An ESPN Cameraman Captured Fenway Fans Having An Over-The-Jorts Three-Way. OK…tell me you don’t miss the ’90s….
Double standard: Beer bong OK, not bong hits. Beer good. Pot bad. Really? That indefensible hypocrisy and inconsistency is the best you have?
Mark Cuban, Dallas Mavericks Owner: Wealthy Should ‘Pay Lots Of Taxes’. More money benefits everyone, and if you’re enjoying the benefits of success, you need to recognize and be willing to meet your responsibility as a member of society.
The Boy Who Cried Cal. What happens when your dreams override everything, even the devotion to, and recognition of, truth and reality? And doesn’t every one deserve a second chance?
