Anonymous Leaks Personal Details of Cop Who Pepper-Sprayed Wall Street Protesters. No, this isn’t an ideal solution, but when the police come down on the side of those bleeding America dry, it’s time to play dirty.
Perry Appointees May Raid Public School Funds To Give Oil Refineries $135 Million Tax Break. Who needs an edumication when you’re just going to graduate and end up working for WalMart?
How a 14-Year-Old Girl Became an Unwilling Internet Pin-Up. Hey, it’s the Internet- domain of sick bastards in almost 200 countries!
‘Governments Don’t Rule The World, Goldman Sachs Rules The World’. Governments are just hoping to keep up with the interest payments.
Meet the New, ‘Moderate’ Fox News Channel. Ah, so they’re going to be less OVERTLY racist? And less devoted to grandiose conspiracy theories centered around Barack Obama? Yeah, right….
Busty Mannequin, Barbe-Q, Running For Reading, Ohio Mayor. Why the Hell not??
The Porn and Spam Behind Tumblr’s Meteoric Rise. Isn’t that the standard recipe for Internet success?
Ratings Agency Warns Obama’s Debt Plans Unlikely To Be Adopted. Because the GOP would sooner watch America burn than hand Obama anything that could be construed as a victory.
New Yorkers Can’t Afford Cocaine Anymore. Who can these days?
U.S. Private Prison Population Grew 37 Percent Between 2002-2009 As Industry Lobbying Dollars Grew 165 Percent. When a state has a vested interest in incarcerating its citizens, is justice even possible?
The Starbucks Laptop Hobo War: Reports From the Front Lines. Let’s pray that casualties can be kept to a minimum.
AUDIENCE MEMBER ASKS OBAMA: ‘WOULD YOU PLEASE RAISE MY TAXES?’. The man was immediately subdued and beaten to death by teabaggers seated nearby.
Alabama Town Offers ‘Church Or Jail’ Sentencing Choice. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
White Girls Rapping About Rick Perry. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the dumb get dumber. Oh, the humanity….
Academics say the “price” of sex comes with a discount these days. It used to be dinner and drinks. Now, in this down economy, it’s the drive-through at Jack-in-The-Box and a Diet Coke.
Monkeys on Typewriters ‘Close to Reproducing Shakespeare’. Evidently, we’re closer to infinity than anyone realized.