Palin: Pay Me and Then Maybe I’ll Make a Decision. Because Caribou Barbie won’t so much as take a crap until someone writes her a check. She just might be our first Grifter-American President!
Ted Haggard to Play Celebrity Wife Swap. And Jesus wept….
Massachusetts GOP Urges Harvard Not To Pay Elizabeth Warren’s Salary. When you’re a Republican and you know you’re going to have a tough time winning an election, you resort to every dirty trick you can think of. And then some.
21st Century Sex: Forget the Kinsey Report. A new study exposes the true nature of human desire. Thank God for the Internet, eh??
Naked man startles woman delivering newspapers in Easton. Wait…people still read newspapers??
Mark Zuckerberg Rented Andy Samberg to Make Fun of Him. Hell, I would have made fun of him for nothing.
Mitt Romney Has Some Down-to-Earth Tastes, He’d Like You to Know. Carl’s Jr.? Subway? Southwest Airlines? Wow…it’s almost like Romney’s a real person.
Ohio Becomes First State To Sell Off A Prison, Giving It To Prison Director’s Former Private Employer. Great…so now we have a state with a vested interest in keeping its citizens behind bars. Anyone else see a problem with this premise?
The Great Thaddeus McCotter for President Dream Is Dead. Wait…Thaddeus McCotter was running for President?? Who’s Thaddeus McCotter??
Italian tourists in Split say they follow Berlusconi’s example on paid sex. Hey, if it’s good enough for our Prime Minister….
Rick Perry Rewrites His Own History Again, Claims He Never Considered Secession. Remember…repeat a lie often enough and you’re a Republican.
Texas Ends Special Last Meals for Death Row Inmates. Hell, if you’re gonna kill ‘em anyway, why even bother feeding ‘em?
Parliamentary cover-up. How sad is it when some uptight ninny decides that the appropriate thing to do is to Photoshop a female MP’s cleavage? WTF??
35 bodies dumped on street in Mexico. If your vacation plans include Veracruz, you might just want to rethink them.
Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected: Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn. Evidently, it takes Canada doing something to even raise the possibility of America making a common sense decision.
California AG Won’t Review Suicide Findings in Bizarre Death of Rebecca Zahau. So, “Zahau was naked and had her hands and feet bound behind her back, and there was a cryptic message written on the door to the room where her body was found.” Yeah, sounds like suicide to me.
Louisville reverend rolls out big secret. She’s a member of a local roller derby team…so, yeah, she can kick your butt.
