(graphic via Brian Kane)
Drunk Airplane Passenger Performs In-Flight Erotic Dance. Well, a woman doing a striptease in the aisle certainly would beat the Hell out of waiting for the beverage cart, no?
Rick Perry’s Hardcore History of Investment in Porn. Evidently, the man has no shame.
New York Times Smacks Down Rep. Darrell Issa’s Demand For A Retraction. Fine. Go ahead and hold your breath until you turn blue. See if we care.
Rachel Maddow: Rick Perry May Be The Face Of A Christian Movement Seeking Political Domination. Not “may be”. Perry IS currently the face of the Dominionist movement, who would quite happily seize power and rule over a Republic where the Bible is the one and only real law.
Jobless Demand End To Pay-Per-View Town Hall Meetings. Because democracy isn’t and shouldn’t be a pay-to-play proposition.
Court Rules Republicans Who Confiscate Cameras At Town Halls Are Violating 1st Amendment. Because democracy isn’t and shouldn’t be a pay-to-play proposition.
$99 tablets: Price is right. No wonder no one can make a profit off hardware anymore.
The Second Oldest Profession - Lying for Christ. If you have to lie for your religion, you really need to find a new religion…or just stop lying.
Colin Powell Calls Out ‘Cheap Shots’ In Dick Cheney’s New Memoir. Yeah, don’t be a Dick. Evidently, Cheney never got that memo.
HOW TO STEAL LIKE AN ARTIST. This is why there are no truly original ideas left anymore. Everything is derivative.
RICK PERRY: SOCIAL SECURITY IS A ‘MONSTROUS LIE’ AND A ‘PONZI SCHEME’. The only “monstrous lie” is Gov. Goodhair’s insistence on sticking to his talking points regarding Social Security. The program wouldn’t be facing insolvency if Congress hadn’t continually raided the trust fund over the years.
Michele Bachmann Gets Lost Inside Florida Sandwich Shop. This is what happens when you talk about slashing the minimum wage when you’re around people who happen to make the minimum wage.
Allen West Whitewashes MLK’s Legacy Into Conserative ‘Individual Responsibility’ Message. This is why the only words that will really adequately describe Rep. West are “Uncle Tom.”
Richard Dawkins Gamely Takes On Rick Perry’s Evolution Denialism. Like Gov. Goodhair gives a damn about snooty, effete, Liberal intellectual snobs.
Bob Vander Plaats Violated His Own Marriage Fidelity Pledge, Accepted Millions In Federal Funds. When a Liberal does it, it’s the worst sort of hypocritical, double-dealing dishonesty imaginable. When a Conservative does it, it’s keeping your options open.
2012 Election: Campaigns Find Some Truths Inconvenient. Truth is not a fungible commodity, regardless of what you might think. It simply is. You might not like that, but you can’t change it. Truth is immutable. Propaganda and talking points are anything but.
Romney, Perry, and Bachmann Declare That All Men (And Women) Aren’t Created Equal. America will never truly be safe until women understand and accept their rightful status as the property of men.
