Man Arrested for Humping Inflatable Pool Raft in Alleyway. In his defense, his 12-year-old girlfriend was away at summer camp.
Idaho Abortion Lawsuit: Jennie Linn McCormack Challenges State Fetal Pain Law. Whodathunkit? We’ve actually reached the point where a woman has to file a lawsuit in order to exercise a right guaranteed by the Supreme Court since 1973. Then again, things would be SO much easier if Ms. McCormack would just accept the reality that women are and should be the property of men.
College Student Schools Rick Santorum on His Ludicrous Gay Marriage Position. Actually, it’s difficult to imagine that exposing Santorum as an idiot would be all that difficult.
In Same District Where Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Was Shot, GOP Auctioning Off A Glock .45 At Fundraiser. Remember, it’s not the gun; it’s the person who pulls the trigger. Stay classy, y’all….
Republican Politicians Banned From Labor Day Parade In Wisconsin. Karma can be a real bitch, knowhutimean?
Bill O’Reilly’s Cop Scandal: The Inevitable Taiwanese Animation. Enjoy the rich, creamy goodness of Bill-O the Clown hypocritically demonstrating that the rules he holds others to don’t apply to him.
QUESTIONS FOR CHENEY. I’d lead off with, “How do you sleep at night?”
Perry Proposed A Bi-National Health Insurance Plan With Mexico In 2001. It’s tough to lean on your record as a “small government” Conservative when your record belies that fantasy.
Steven Seagal, ‘America’s Sheriff’ Sued Over Tank Raid, Puppy Death. And you think I just make this stuff up….
Nikki Haley Turning Down Millions In Federal Funds. Because when you’re a Teapublican, ideology trumps caring for your constituents.
NYPD Set to Break Its Own ‘Stop and Frisk’ Record. Evidently “Breathing While Not Being White” is a crime in New York City.
The 20 Most Secretly Brilliant Stupid Criminals. I’m just surprised that Dick Cheney isn’t on this list.
Anderson Cooper Thinks Snooki Is a Great News Anchor. Right…and “The Situation” is the Second Coming of Sir Laurence Olivier.
Michele Bachmann: I’m Like Margaret Thatcher. Right…and I’m like Ernest Hemingway.
Facebook Defeated by Lamebook. Ah, Schadenfreude…though art a fickle wench….
Donald Trump Would Like to Meet You—For $10,000. There are those among us who wouldn’t meet and greet Trump unless he was the one paying.
