K-Y to air first commercial featuring lesbian couple. Cue the vocal, righteous outrage from the haters on the Rabid Right in 4…3…2….
$200,000 Bottle Of Scotch. Hmm…perhaps this is the Universe’s way of telling you that you have too damn much money??
The Case of the Missing Monkey Head. Yes, as you probably suspected, this story is from Floriduh….
Colleges tell smokers, ‘You’re not welcome here’. It will be a great day when a smoker has to fly to Bratislava in order to feed their habit.
Hillary Told You So. Yeah, I know; I’m not too proud to admit that I backed the wrong horse. Who could have foreseen that Barack Obama would prove to be so thoroughly spineless?
The 21 most embarrassing spelling mistakes on education-related signs. Is our children learning? Hard to say, but evidently for adults, the answer is a resounding “NO!”
Jane Fonda regrets not screwing Che Guevara while she had the chance. I’m not certain why I’d need to know that, but OK….
Labor Day 2040: Endless Summer. How long will it be before Halloween marks the end of summer?
Perry Courts Radical Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Continues Rightward Move On Immigration. How about we just line the Mexican border from San Diego to Brownsville with Claymore anti-personnel mines. The illegals who get through the mine fields can be ambushed by Border Patrol agents armed with M-60 machine guns. THAT oughta solve the problem, eh??
Why Obama’s Beltway Apologists are Letting Us Down. Because for some reason, the Obamabots consider questioning the President to be gauche and declasse.
REPORT: The American Middle Class Was Built By Unions And It Will Decline Without Them. Which is pretty much what Republicans have been shooting for all along.
NASCAR snubs Barack Obama’s White House invitation. I’d ask if anyone respects Barack Obama anymore, but I think we already know the answer to that question, don’t we?
North Dakota Fights Wall Street’s Influence With a State Bank. It’s a small step in a small state, but at least it’s a step in the right direction.
Los Angeles porn industry back up and running after HIV scare. The porn industry will die when people stop having sex.
Pakistan detains 3 al-Qaida suspects. The Pakistani government was shocked- SHOCKED!!- to discover that there are still al-Qaeda personnel within their borders. “Hey, man…we had NO idea!”
‘Up-skirt’ photos snapped at CNE air show: police. And the poor guy wonders why he can never seem to get a date?
