(Graphic via Brian Kane)
The Ugly Perry Death Sentence Applause. Well, at least now we all know what Evil looks like.
Perry Outlines Bold Proposal To Repeal Twentieth Century. Details are still sketchy, but initial reports indicate that Gov. Goodhair’s plan involves time travel and God.
Is it OK for a Married Man to Sleep With Sex Workers?. Perhaps he’s just helping them keep their skills up?
Ben & Jerry’s creates “Schweddy Balls” flavored ice cream. I’m still waiting for their South Park-themed “Salty Chocolate Balls.”
Qaddafi to Enemies: You’re All ‘Scumbags’. Pot, meet kettle.
The Debate - It’s Down To Two. Nice. It’s down to Gov. Goodhair vs. Gov. Two Face. Choose wisely, my friends….
Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: September 2011. Like you need any help feeling more miserable or inadequate.
Woman Calls Ex-Boyfriend 65,000 Times in One Year. You know he’s just really not that into you when….
Our Creeping Police State: How Going to the Mall of America Can Land You in an FBI Counterterrorism Report. Evidently, there IS such a thing as spending too much time at Cinnabon.
A Judge Too Crazy to Work in Georgia. Hard to believe, I know…but even Georgia has standards. Who knew??
The Coffee Illusion: What the Magic Brew Really Does to Your Brain. I can quit any time I choose. I just choose not to.
Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear Show. Despite what you might have been thinking, I was NOT invited to participate…which is probably a good thing.
National Archive keeps bulk of 9/11 Commission report sealed. Because sunshine only means that the terrorists have won.
Never Forget All the Tacky 9/11 Memorabilia. How else would we remember that something terrible happened?
Cheney’s Book Features Foreword By Satan. It seems the Prince of Darkness couldn’t put it down.
Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to the Dog She Had Sex With. Nope. I got nothin’….
