September 14, 2011 5:27 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Maybe Georgia Will Execute an Innocent Man. Why should Texas have all the fun?

While McConnell Opposes Infrastructure Investment, Major Kentucky Bridge Shuts Down Over Safety Concerns. If McConnell had an honest and accurate nickname, it would have to be “Pennywise and Pound-Foolish.”

John McCain: We Won’t Go To War In The Middle East Again. Unless, of course, it benefits the interests of a Republican President and/or the GOP.

Time to Get Your 2012 ‘Great American Conservative Women’ Calendar. ANN COULTER NAKED!! MICHELLE BACHMANN AND MONICA CROWLEY NUDE!! JAIME HERRERA BUETLER IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO WITH STAR PARKER!! Well, not really, but I had you going for a second, didn’t I??

NV Candidate Mark Amodei’s Lobbying Group Supports Eliminating Minimum Wage, Opposes Anti-Meth Bill. Because, really, what better way to ensure a steady supply of shiftless, unmotivated addicts who will be happy to toil for minimum wage?

Top Seven Progressive Policies That Strengthen The National Football League. This likely is the first, last, and only time you’ll ever see “National Football League” and “Progressive” appearing in the same sentence.

And the Good News Is …. Well, at least the economy hasn’t totally cratered…yet.

Rich Idiot Stops Trying to Sue Paper for Saying True Things. Dan Snyder: proof that idiots really CAN have way too much money.

McCain Falsely Claims All ‘Military People’ Support Large U.S. Troop Presence In Iraq Past 2011. Because if you ever hear “truth” and “John McCain” in the same sentence, you can rest assured that someone is lying.

Ten Good Things That Happened in the Last Ten Years. WAIT!! Don’t tell me!! I’ll think of something….

Anonymous Unmasked: Mugshots of the Faces the Feds Say Are Part Of The ‘Hactivist’ Group. As you might expect, Anonymous was NOT happy, and knocked Talking Points Memo offline. You don’t spit into the wind, you don’t tug on Superman’s cape, and you most definitely don’t piss off Anonymous.

Man Named ‘F— You C—sucker’ Flips out on News Crew. That’s MISTER C—ksucker to you, Cowboy….

The $1.2 Trillion Trap: What America Gave Up For 10 Years Of War Since 9/11. That’s what we’ve spent on our two never-ending wars. Hmm…I wonder what we might have been able to do with that money here at home?

Violent Jew-Hater to Make Film About Violent Jew. For those of you who might have been thinking that Mel Gibson had been publicly shamed and exiled to a monastery in the woods of Bhutan…well, HE’S BACK!!!

Terrorism Expert: Since 9/11, Only 33 Deaths From Muslim Terrorism Vs. 150,000 Deaths From Murders. So guess which one we’ve been focusing on?

A Guide to the Kardashian’s Plastic Surgeries. A WWJD public service for those of you with WAY too much time on your hands.

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