Woman Upset That Six Flags Rescued Her Dog From Her Hot Car, Then Lost Him. So, she would have preferred that park personnel allowed the dog to bake to death so that she could then be arrested for animal cruelty?
Palin: I loom large over race. An ego (if not an intellect) the size of Alaska.
Sometimes It’s a Good Idea to Judge a Book By Its Cover. Look, if you have a “666” tattooed onto your forehead, you can’t be surprised when people don’t exactly react favorable to you.
Protestors At Florida Tea Party Debate Defend Social Security Against GOP Attacks. Yeah, who would have ever thought that Social Security would be popular in Floriduh?
Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger. You know, sometimes a headline really can top any snarky, smart-ass thing I might be able to come up with. This is one of those times.
Despite 600,000 Public Sector Layoffs, Darrell Issa Says Government Shouldn’t Try To Prevent Teacher Layoffs. Who needs edumication?? Wee haz Jesus!!!!
Winklevoss Twins Reduced To Making Nut Commercials. When your wealth can be counted in only tens of millions, you have to do what you can to make ends meet.
NC LAWMAKER LIKENS ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE AMENDMENT TO THREE-FIFTHS COMPROMISE. So the next logical step would be forcing Gays and Lesbians into slave labor on plantations?
‘Why Name Killer, Monster Storms After People?’ Asks Son of Nice Lady Named Irene. Do you REALLY think this was directed personally at your mother?
Scottish radio station claims no difference between swearing and sandwiches. You say “punani.” I say “panini.” Surprisingly, there really is a significant difference. Would you eat a punani sandwich?
Court Approves Lawsuit Against Toyota Over Cyberstalking Ad Stunt. Just another innocent example of a company trying to make a buck. Or not.
Cops: Man Used Pepper Spray In Tirade On Mom. Dude, your girlfriend broke up with you because you’re 51 and you still live with your mother. News Flash: your problem ain’t your mama….
Cybersex examined by UNB Fredericton student. Remember…always wear cyberprotection.
Once Again, Tom Coburn Feeds The Judicial Vacancy Crisis In His State. If it’s a Liberal, it’s the worst sort of ideolgically-corrupt judicial activism imaginable. If it’s a Conservative, it’s reasoned and rational jurisprudence.
Brooke Hogan PETA Nude In A Cage For Animals. Hey, some guys are into that sort of thing….
Fox Host Suggests Serena Williams’ Outburst Had A ‘Racial Undertone,’ Says It ‘Is What’s Wrong With Our Society’. Let me just state for the record- and I hardly think I’m breaking new ground here- that Gretchen Carlson is an idiot. Stanford must be SO proud to claim her as an alumnus.
