October 2011 Archives
- October 31, 2011
Teabagger brains: Taste great!! Less filling!! - October 31, 2011
A recipe for the scariest Halloween EVER.... - October 31, 2011
DO people change? And do Conservatives deserve absolution more than Liberals? - October 31, 2011
I am Mark Cuban...but I'm not certain that he's me - October 31, 2011
Another WWJD public service: How to understand Republican-speak - October 31, 2011
Reason #47 why Jen Sorensen is my hero - October 31, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 30, 2011
What a friend we have in Cheesus - October 30, 2011
Today's dispatch from the War on Halloween - October 30, 2011
If he wasn't meant to be poor, he'd have been born a White Conservative Christian...right?? - October 30, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 29, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Eric Bolling and remove any lingering doubt - October 29, 2011
They who have the gold gets to make the rules...to their advantage, of course - October 29, 2011
They're not protesters...they're an untapped market - October 29, 2011
Social Conservatives declare war on women: Film at 11 - October 29, 2011
I'll have a Venti Carmel Macchiato, a tube of AstroGlide, and a box of Kleenex - October 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 28, 2011
Remember the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules - October 28, 2011
Every change begins with a single voice. Now we have thousands. Change is good. - October 28, 2011
How change REALLY happens in America - October 28, 2011
When chemistry and entrepreneurship meet...these aren't the results you'd be wanting - October 28, 2011
A few random thoughts on a Friday morning - October 28, 2011
Today's "WTF?" moment: You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when.... - October 27, 2011
If God had meant for you to have health insurance, you'd have been born rich - October 27, 2011
Herman Cain 2012: He Who Has The Gold Makes The Rules - October 27, 2011
The shock, I suppose, is that some cheeseheads are fit enough to ride bikes - October 27, 2011
Michelle Bachmann 2012: Fiddling While Rome Burns - October 27, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 27, 2011
Goldman Sachs: Making lemonade from lemons is easier when you've leveraged the lemons - October 26, 2011
In case you were wondering.... - October 26, 2011
Compassionate Conservatism is...well, neither - October 26, 2011
OMG!! The puppies!! They got the puppies!! - October 26, 2011
My life. In six words. Ugh. - October 26, 2011
If there's a God, may we never, EVER hear the phrase "Get in Tim Tebow's pants" again - October 26, 2011
Lindsay Lohan saves America from itself - October 25, 2011
Today in "People Unclear On The Concept": Wrong Rangers, dude.... - October 25, 2011
Be safe. Be smart. Be like Mario. Or not. - October 25, 2011
Memo to Comcast in Charlotte: The Hartford Whalers moved to North Carolina...in 1997 - October 25, 2011
When a Republican President does it, it's prudent leadership. When a Democratic President does it, it's treason. - October 25, 2011
Stoopid is as stoopid votes - October 25, 2011
Mission (not exactly) Accomplished - October 24, 2011
Antiques aren't what they used to be - October 24, 2011
Remember, y'all...it ain't football unless they're wearing lace panties and push-up bras - October 24, 2011
I'm a Liberal...ergo, I must hate America. Right?? - October 24, 2011
Thank you for your service...now don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out - October 24, 2011
Panderocracy...or how to elevate propaganda to an art form - October 24, 2011
So...how's that "small government" thingie workin' out fer ya?? - October 24, 2011
Perhaps we'd think differently about war if we could see the real toll of war - October 23, 2011
It's not about the economy, stupid...it's about abortion and gay rights - October 23, 2011
The economy's in the toilet. So what? Remember, people...Job One is making sure this President fails. - October 23, 2011
Perhaps God isn't a Republican after all.... - October 23, 2011
How is it that we can wage endless wars abroad, but we can't feed Americans here at home? - October 23, 2011
Herman Cain and his buddies get the gold mine...and we get the shaft - October 23, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 22, 2011
This woman just opened a checking account. Imagine what getting a home loan must be like. - October 22, 2011
A tyrant's dead. So what? Remember, people...Job One is making sure this President fails. - October 22, 2011
Consume. Be silent. Acquiesce. Vote Republican. It's easier than thinking. - October 22, 2011
Better to be thought an unabashed fool and bigot than to be Allen West and...oh, never mind.... - October 22, 2011
Today's "WTF??" Moment: Tune in next week for "10 Tip Tops To Keep From Backing Over Your Ex-Husband" - October 22, 2011
Welcome to what looks a lot like the death of free speech - October 21, 2011
Fox News Channel: "Tastes Great!! Less Filling!!" - October 21, 2011
Everything you need to know about Herman Cain...but were afraid to ask (#2) - October 21, 2011
Funny thing...I feel the same way about Packers fans - October 21, 2011
"Democracy": Such a quaint, outdated, pie-in-the-sky Liberal concept - October 21, 2011
There's this little thing I like to call "Separation of Church and State" - October 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 21, 2011
When traffic signs attack.... - October 20, 2011
Tea Party: brave American patriots. Occupy Wall Street: unwashed America-hating hippie freaks - October 20, 2011
This just in: Barack Obama to blame for global climate change. And bunions. - October 20, 2011
How to defeat "The Man" - October 20, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 20, 2011
Memo to NYPD: "NO!" means "NO!"...it's not a sartorial question - October 19, 2011
And you wonder why I won't eat at McDonald's?? - October 19, 2011
Everything you need to know about Herman Cain...but were afraid to ask - October 19, 2011
First they came for my ketchup, and I said nothing, for I had no french fries - October 19, 2011
A handy WWJD guide to understanding where you fit on the economic food chain - October 19, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 18, 2011
I tried to call Lloyd Blankfein to cheer him up, but.... - October 18, 2011
Could you have Deficit Attention Disorder (Republican hypocrisy over the deficit)?? - October 18, 2011
ADD: A cause close to my heart - October 18, 2011
Just in case y'all were wondering how we got to where we are.... - October 18, 2011
This just in: Compassionate Conservatism is neither - October 18, 2011
A look at the future of Tea Party America - October 17, 2011
Mines bigger than yours...no, really; Mine. Is. Bigger. Than. Yours. - October 17, 2011
Time to kick the moneychangers out of the temple - October 17, 2011
You know global climate change is serious when it impacts our caffeine delivery system - October 17, 2011
America is broken...but it certainly needs to be fixed - October 17, 2011
Better to be thought a fool and a dick than to be than to be Eric Bolling and remove all lingering doubt - October 17, 2011
We've stood by watching evil being done on behalf of the wealthy for far too long - October 16, 2011
Ah, the good old day- the Clinton years - October 16, 2011
Time to put your money where your beliefs are - October 16, 2011
Leave it to technology to make it easier to fawn over a dead celebrity.... - October 16, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 16, 2011
Your access to health care should not be proportional to the contents of your wallet - October 15, 2011
Caturday: Wisteria Lane edition - October 15, 2011
If we can fight two wars and subsidize the rich, we can care for one another - October 15, 2011
Something I never had to deal with when I taught (yeah, it was a long time ago) - October 15, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 15, 2011
Happy Caturday: Winter is coming - October 14, 2011
You know, this used to be a family show.... - October 14, 2011
(Understandably) Rejected Ben & Jerry's flavors - October 14, 2011
Conservative Constitutional Rule #1: Free speech is permissible only when we agree with said speech - October 14, 2011
It's not about labels, it's about dislodging the rule of greed and self-interest - October 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 14, 2011
So...women ARE property?? - October 13, 2011
Because nothing says we're mediocre and desperate like.... - October 13, 2011
Two Norwegian female athletes kissing a...well, use your imagination.... - October 13, 2011
Better to be thought a dick than to be Erick Erickson and...oh, never mind.... - October 13, 2011
Occupy Wall Street: If Conservatives are fretting, you're doing something right - October 13, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 13, 2011
The perfect gift for the Conservative who thinks English phraseology is entirely too Liberal - October 12, 2011
In case y'all hadn't had enough of me already.... - October 12, 2011
When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and kneeling in prayer - October 12, 2011
Won't you help support America's job creators? - October 12, 2011
Memo to the Tea Party: Can we PLEASE worry about things that actually matter? - October 12, 2011
And we thought Barack Obama would be different.... - October 12, 2011
Do we really want a world that Ayn Rand would approve of? - October 12, 2011
And this is why I'm not a Kid Rock fan - October 11, 2011
Today's GOP: Ignorant. Pathetic. And disturbingly proud of it. - October 11, 2011
A sign of the times: Texting romance, wi-fi rendezvous - October 11, 2011
If we want to stay on top, ensuring universal broadband access would seem a good place to start - October 11, 2011
Securing our future- here's an idea whose time has come - October 11, 2011
Today's communique from the "They're Poor 'Cuz They Wanna Be" Department - October 11, 2011
If Big Business doesn't pay their fair share, why should we? - October 11, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 11, 2011
How to create a Conservative voter - October 10, 2011
Today's communique from the People's Judean Front For Effective and Accurate Punctuation - October 10, 2011
When women are considered property, why should we protect them? Uh...because they're not property? - October 10, 2011
Because I'm ALL about healthy breasts.... - October 10, 2011
Things to do in Denver when you've been denied your right to vote - October 10, 2011
Illegal immigration: the bottom line - October 10, 2011
So, what's next? Competitive wife-beating?? - October 9, 2011
I don't remember life before wireless...but it must have been horrible and primitive - October 9, 2011
If Republicans are sweating, you're doing it right - October 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 9, 2011
Republican Compassion- the definition of "Oxymoron" - October 9, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bryan Fischer and...oh, never mind.... - October 8, 2011
Isn't it time to ensure that there are enough cookies for "The Other 99%"? - October 8, 2011
One person's a crackpot. Thousands can reasonably be called a movement. - October 8, 2011
A movement comes to Portland - October 8, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 8, 2011
Happy Caturday: Do you know what your cat is smoking? - October 7, 2011
Everything you need to know in order to understand America today - October 7, 2011
You have to know that your day's really going to suck when.... - October 7, 2011
If we don't stand up and scream "ENOUGH!", how will anyone know when we've had enough? - October 7, 2011
If it's class warfare, shouldn't we be fighting back? - October 7, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 7, 2011
A graphic explanation of what's wrong with America - October 6, 2011
Many want to change the world- Steve Jobs actually did - October 6, 2011
Somebody's getting an upgrade - October 6, 2011
Today's GOP: A compassion-free environment - October 6, 2011
The State of the Union 2011 according to those who are sick of it - October 6, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 6, 2011
If loving bacon is wrong.... - October 5, 2011
Hoping for a bang, Apple comes through with what feels like a whimper - October 5, 2011
We can do better than the cheaper insults used against us...right?? - October 5, 2011
If Michele Bachmann was Queen.... - October 5, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 5, 2011
Government out of...oh, wait...never mind.... - October 4, 2011
Much ado about nothing...which of course means it's the worse sort of racism imaginable - October 4, 2011
Historically speaking, if you're White, you're an illegal immigrant - October 4, 2011
The real reason America is in such a mess is...wait for it...school lunch fraud - October 4, 2011
Some Americans really are more equal than others...and they'd like to keep it that way - October 4, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 3, 2011
Rick Perry: Profiles In Lack Of Compassionate Leadership - October 3, 2011
If I don't toot my own horn, will it even make a sound? - October 3, 2011
When the Neanderthals can't defeat your argument, sexism and smug arrogance are ALWAYS good options - October 3, 2011
If corporations are people, do employees get to choose which part of the body they want to be? - October 3, 2011
When Liberals do it, it's fomenting revolution. When Conservatives do it, it's getting back to basics - October 3, 2011
What the Tea Party really stands for: an America where only the strong survive - October 3, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 2, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona.... - October 2, 2011
Run, rabbit, run!...the story of how Jack tried to recapture his youth...or die trying - October 2, 2011
Karma can be a real...well, you know.... - October 2, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#15) - October 2, 2011
It was "The 10 Commandments", not the "The 10 Suggestions" - October 1, 2011
Hey, when you're 6'4" and 320 lbs., you can drive anything you want - October 1, 2011
Child abuse: religious dogma is not superior to the health and well-being of a child - October 1, 2011
Happy Caturday: It's gotta be tough sleeping 26 hours a day, 8 days a week - October 1, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - October 1, 2011
Do no harm? That would seem to exclude Republicans.