I understand that it’s not easy being a banker these days. With everyone thinking that you’re just a crook, it’s SO much harder to bring home the seven-figure income your wife and kids have become accustomed to. I mean, maintaining an apartment in the city AND a place in the Hamptons has GOT to be a drain on one’s finances, knowhutimean? I get it. Things are tough all over, so why not send a little love to those who are getting so little of it these days? Lord knows there’s too little love in this world as it is, right?
I tried to do a good thing; I called Lloyd Blankfein’s cell phone, but there’s a message saying that he’s not taking calls at this time. Should I be taking this personally?
Yo, Lloyd…call me. Don’t be a stranger….