Chicago Bliss player poses nude for Playboy. Hmm…so d’ya think the Lingerie Football League might be selling something other than football??
Anti-Choice Rep. Virginia Foxx: ‘Nobody Has Fought More for the Rights of Women’…to be viewed as the property of men and valued only as sperm receptacles.
Powerful Congressman Explains How the Chinese Talk Funny. Better to be thought a bigot and a moron than to be Hal Rogers and remove all doubt.
Woman makes long journey to count squirrels for city. When you travel 1000 miles to count squirrels…well, is there any doubt that you DESPERATELY need to get out more?
NANCY PELOSI: GOP’S ANTI-ABORTION BILL WOULD LET WOMEN ‘DIE ON THE FLOOR’ OF A HOSPITAL There’s a reason opponents are calling it the “Let Women Die” bill. When women are valued primarily as property and sperm receptacles, this is about all you can reasonably expect.
Victoria Jackson Goes to Occupy Wall Street and Gets in Over Her Head. I’m astonished that Jackson can scrape together the brain cells needed to tie her shoe laces.
November Fifth Is Bank Transfer Day. Time to let your money make a statement.
Eritrea’s a Terrible Place for Journalists, Too. It’s not exactly Paradise by ANY definition.
As Top Restaurant Industry Lobbyist, Herman Cain Partnered With Big Tobacco To Promote Indoor Smoking. So, the man will do just about anything for a buck….
Mother Somehow Runs Up $1500 Verizon Bill. Screw you; we’re Verizon. If you know what’s good for you, you”l shut up and pay up.
California Man Explains Why He Threw a Hot Dog at Tiger Woods. “I had to do something courageous and epic” isn’t a phrase I would have used…but if that gets you through the night….
Report: Religious People Have Acquired a Sense of Humor. Yeah, whodathunkit??
Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Head. Famous last words: “No worries, honey! Look, it’s not loaded!!” Natural selection at its finest.
Ignoring World Wars And 9/11, Perry Says ‘The World Has Never Been As Dangerous As It Is Today’ Because Of Obama. Repeat a lie often enough, and you’re a Republican.
Test Of Wisconsin Voter ID Law Led To Lines So Long People Left Instead Of Voting. And so Republicans score yet another victory in their war on democracy.
College Bans Student for Complaining About Branded Debit Cards. Freedom of speech: what a quaint, outdated concept.
