Polish Ladies Strip To Help Save Their Soccer Team Through Calendar Sales. If the product on the field doesn’t sell tickets, boobies are ALWAYS a good backup choice.
Rick Perry’s Wife Concludes Everyone Hates Him Because He Is Christian. Man, it’s GOT to be tough being a member of an oppressed majority….
Tony Romo Boldly Predicts That The Cowboys Will Win A Super Bowl “At Some Point”. Hopefully, we’ll all be a long time dead before this happens.
Obama Sends 100 Troops To Central Africa To Help Fight Guerilla Group. Oh, joy…another war. Just what we need, right?
Occupy Wall Street Protesters Heckle Rupert Murdoch. And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer miserable excuse for humanity.
Today In Pollyannaish Things Written About The NBA Lockout: Only Michael Jordan Can Save Us. Uh, not even the God-like Jordan can save owners and players from themselves.
Praising ‘Let Women Die’ Bill, GOP Rep Says ‘Nobody Has Ever Fought More For The Rights Of Woman Than I Have’. Virginia Foxx wouldn’t recognize “The Rights Of Woman” if it handed her a cup of coffee, bit her on the butt, slapped her upside the head, and stomped on her toes.
Lead GOP Candidate’s Economic Plan Stolen From A Computer Game. What, you were expecting Herman Cain to actually come up with his own original ideas??
Wisconsin Would Prefer Its Student Season-Ticket Holders Knock It Off With The Vulgar Chants. Man, if they have problems with that, they’d best stay away from the Timbers Army.
Skydiving Sex? Couple Caught In Act. Hey, if you can figure how to do the nasty while falling to Earth…well, good on you, mate. You’re my new hero.
OHIO GRANDMA DEMANDS APOLOGY FROM RIGHT-WING GROUP OVER ANTI-LABOR AD: ‘THEY STOLE MY WORDS’. Well, her first mistake was assuming that Republicans possess a conscience and/or even the barest shred of humanity.
All Involved In The Vancouver Riots Can Turn Themselves In And Get A Free Massage Or Manicure. After they get out of jail, of course.
Herman Cain Mocks ‘Princess Nancy’ And Other Democrats Who ‘Didn’t Want To Lay Off Teeeeachers’. Well, how else can we pay for tax cuts for the wealthy?
Ungrateful NYC Panhandler Reminds Wall Street CEO of Barack Obama. Sometimes, one really has to wonder what planet people like this live on. It’s certainly not one that looks like ours.
When They Came For The Trumpet Player In Section J, Blue Hens Fans Spoke Up. Because evidently there are some things that are beyond the pale even for football fans, who aren’t normally exemplars of good manners and decency.
HERMAN CAIN WON’T TAKE QUESTIONS LONGER THAN THREE SECONDS. Because that’s roughly the length of his attention span.
