October 21, 2011 5:38 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

The ‘Cheesy Bacon Bowl’ Is KFC’s Latest Culinary Abomination. How can anything with the word “bacon” in it possibly be considered a bad thing??

Cain: People Will Demand 999 Even Though It Raises Their Taxes. Because once the poor and middle class recognize that it’s their solemn responsibility to support the oligarchy, of course they’ll meekly acquiesce.

Herman Cain: ‘I’m Very Proud Of The Relationship That I Have With The Koch Brothers’. Because, as any REAL red-blooded American patriot knows, America runs on the Golden Rule (He who has the gold makes the rules).

Painful High-Heels Are Like Orgasms on Your Feet. OK…but I think I still prefer my orgasms the old-fashioned way, knowhutimean??

How the Right’s Lame Attack on Occupy Wall St. Shows the Poverty of Conservative Ideology. When you have no coherent ideas or alternatives of your own, smug arrogance and cheap insults are ALWAYS good fall-back options.

Marines Jailed For Trying to Help Out a Couple of Nice Lesbians. Because it’s not like Lesbians are real people or anything.

Gov. Walker Broke Campaign Pledge To Pay For His Own Pension. Hmm…I’m thinking of a nine-letter word that describes Walker. It begins with “d” and ends with “bag”. Anyone care to guess what it could be??

Why Big Pharma (and the Public) Doesn’t Want an Addiction Vaccine. What? And lose an entire market segment?

Man With 100-Pound Scrotum Can’t Afford $1 Million Surgery. All I have to say is…OUCH!!!

Andrew Breitbart’s Pathetic Attempt to Smear Occupy Wall St.. Well, when you’re a pathetic excuse for a human being to begin with….

GOP Sen. Inhofe Calls Out Limbaugh On Senate Floor For Backing Brutal African Guerrilla Group. Don’tcha just LOVE watching Conservatives eat their young??

Push Mounting For Clinton To Run In 2012. She’s no Liberal, but she’s certainly not the moderate Republican Obama has revealed himself to be.

Watch a Penguin Turn to a Life of Crime. Today, on “When Wildlife Goes Bad”….

Pollster Who Attacked Occupy Wall Street Touts Business Relationship With Citibank. Move along, people…no hypocrisy to see here….

As Herman Cain Surges, Corporate Media Ignore His Koch Connections. Cain may just the best investment the oligarchy can make for 2012.

Scrabble Champion Demands Opponent Be Strip-Searched. Uh…does that include a cavity search?

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