Man Pleads Guilty to Serving Woman Yogurt with His Semen in It. He was just trying to make it better….
NY Times’ “Sexy Chicken” has a Twitter. Today’s sign that the Apocalypse IS upon us.
The Glenn Beck network has a new show for kids. Is there anything more despicable than attempting to indoctrinate children?
Hating Facebook Unites Democrats and Republicans. Jeebus, people; it’s a free service. If you hate it so much, don’t use it. Problem solved.
Mystery hit-and-run enema. If someone shows up at my door and tells me that they’re there to give me the enema I requested, I’m going to be asking a whole lot of questions.
Are Yogasms Real?. Do we really need to know?
Why the Kochs Want to Make Chris Christie President. Because Christie is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries.
Who Should Be TV’s Highest-Paid Actress?. Tina Fey is a good a choice as any.
Day after big debit fee hike, BofA homepage fails. Evidently Bank of America REALLY needs that fee hike.
Courtney Love is writing a memoir. Writing a memoir doesn’t necessarily mean that you actually have anything of value to say.
New Twitter Tool Lets You See When Humanity Is the Most Drunk. Finally, information on the Internet that you can actually use.
What’s With Fall TV’s Vagina Obsession?. Because when you have no plot or jokes, that’s about all you’re left with?
Chris Hayes: Welcome To Inequalistan!. Some Americans really are more equal than others…and they’d like to keep it that way.
The Great $3 Million Toothbrush Heist. Today, on “Stupid Criminal Tricks”….
HOWTO bake an apple pie with no apples. Big deal. Come back when you can tell me how to buy a Mercedes S-class with no money.
Canadian Newspaper Runs Full-Page Anti-Gay, Anti-Transgender Ad. When hatred goes mainstream, this is about what you can expect.
