Legal cases involving minister’s naked ritual reopens cult debate. Here’s a pro tip for the ladies: if your minister tells you that you need to remove your clothes in order than he may pray and lay hands upon you, you might want to consider finding a new church. You can thank me later.
Mayor Bloomberg Claims ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Protesters Are Targeting Bankers Who ‘Are Struggling To Make Ends Meet’. Yeah, you think it’s easy keeping up with the third mortgage on that second home in the Hamptons??
Are Barefoot Shoes Really Better?. Hmm…call me silly, but I tend to think that wearing cushioning on sidewalks and asphalt roadways could only be a good thing.
HANNITY TELLS OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTESTER ‘YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN FREEDOM’. Protesters tell Hannity, “You believe in greed, corruption, and the oligarchy.”
Dolphin Sex Memoirist: Genetic Engineering to Create Animorph Sex Fiends. I’m not nearly drunk enough to even begin to make sense of this story.
Scientists discover that shrooms will make you happier. One pill makes you larger, another makes you small.
GOV. BROWN TO STATE LAWMAKERS: THANKS FOR MOUNTAIN LION TAXIDERMY BILL, NOW PLEASE PASS CLEAN ENERGY JOBS LEGISLATION. How about doing something that actually matters??
Longview man banned from national parklands for stealing ancient oreodont skull. Hmm…you had me at “oreo”….
Breaking Their Promise To Focus On Job Creation, House GOP Proposes Slashing Job Training Programs. If you were thinking that the House GOP possessed a sense of decency and honor…well, here’s your sign….
SexToys.com is sending vibrator into space, for some reason. Some folks still need vibrators here on Earth.
Alabama’s Anti-Immigrant Law Successfully Intimidates Children From Going To School. Who needs edumication? Wee haz Jesus!!
The Ultimate Anti-Contest: ‘A Day on the Road with Mitt’. OK…so how much do I have to pay in order to NOT spend the day with Romney??
In Response To A String Of Sexual Assaults, New York Police Tell Women To Cover Up Instead Of Catching The Attacker. I thought we’d moved past the canard that women are responsible for being raped?
How Zooey Deschanel (Almost) Ruined My Sex Life. If only she’d stop stalking me. And if you actually use the phrase, “I couldn’t compete with Zooey Deschanel — or her magic vagina”, you might just want to seek professional help.
The 6 Most Horrifying Lies The Food Industry is Feeding You. What…and you think you deserve to have control over what you eat??
Brazil’s Ministry for Women wants to ban Gisele’s sexy lingerie ads. Uh…’cuz they’re jealous??
