October 7, 2011 5:43 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Dick And Liz Cheney: Obama Owes Bush Administration An Apology. Really? I think Dick and Liz Cheney owe America an apology. Unfortunately, they’re just arrogant enough to believe that America owes them a debt of gratitude.

Perry Ignites GOP Civil War On Education. Who needs edumication?? Wee haz Jesus!!

Cops Shut Down Highway to Protect Sacred Rabbit. So the Arizona Department of Public Safety respects wildlife. All hail the Sacred Rabbit!!

Wall Street Protests: Which Side Are You On?. There are times in life when one must come down on the side of those trying to make the world a better and more honest place. This is one of those times.

Ex-Gov’s Stepdaughter Arrested for Hitting Boyfriend with Frying Pan. Ain’t love grand??

‘Til 2013 do us part? Mexico mulls 2-year marriage. Hey, if you can buy a “starter house”, why not a starter marriage?

Bronx Man Pays $160K for Uninhabitable Island in His Backyard. You know you have too damn much money when….

Breitbart Tells Unions To ‘F—- Off’ At Tea Party Convention. I’d like to tell him to do the same, but the man’s a walking, talking waste of humanity. Why bother?

Cops to Pay Amy Goodman $100K for Wrongfully Arresting Her. Hey, they could have wrongfully arrested me for a lot less.

Maryland Gov.: GOP running for tea party nomination. Republicans pandering? Perish the thought.

Scientists Discover How Germ Converts Pee into Rocket Fuel. Suddenly, peeing into a cup takes on a whole new meaning.

Hannity on FLOTUS’ target shopping: ‘We’re being manipulated’. Uh, no…she went shopping at Target, and you’re being an idiot. Get over yourself and your stupid, baseless, and pointless conspiracy theories. Sometimes a shopping trip is just that- a shopping trip.

Kids Everywhere Demand Newt Gingrich’s Magical Elephant Monster Book. Is there anything more despicable that camouflaging propaganda as a children’s book?

Herman Cain: My Flavor Is ‘Black Walnut’. Did he say “Black Wingnut”??

Homelessness not just an urban problem, MN groups say. Homelessness is becoming a much more visible and prevalent problem all over the country. The question, of course, is why Republicans won’t do anything to address the problem. Oh, right; because Herman Cain thinks it’s their own damn fault.

Meet Missouri’s Scariest-Looking Sex Offender. Yeah, he should be sentenced to stay at least 500’ away from Missouri, much less schools and playgrounds.

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