Conservative Writer Admits ‘Infiltrating’ 99 Percent Movement To ‘Mock And Undermine’ It. When you can’t compete and win on the strength of your ideas, dishonesty and subterfuge are ALWAY good options.
France Wages War on Ketchup. Well, at least they’re fighting a war they might actually win.
Conservative Pundits’ Double Standard On Occupy Wall Street And The Tea Party. The Tea Party? A spontaneous patriotic movement spawned from a groundswell of dissatisfaction with government overreach. Occupy Wall Street? A ragged collection of rabble-rousers, trouble-makers, and America-haters dedicated to destroying democracy and capitalism in favor of socialism.
Fox’s The Five Complains About New Muppet That Will Educate Children About Poverty. Yeah, there ain’t nothin’ worse than letting children know the truth, is there?
Joe the Plumber is back, running for Congress. Today’s sign that the Apocalypse truly IS upon us.
Iowa Cops Bravely Pepper Spray Handcuffed Wall Street Protester. Thank God for our brave patriotic police, who selflessly protect us from the real threats we…wait; a handcuffed protestor?
James O’Keefe Reportedly Creeping Around Occupy Wall Street. Well, he IS the undisputed king of “Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-While-Creatively-Editing” journalism, no?
Seattle cops ticket drivers who honk in support of protesters. Evidently, reports of the death of free speech were not premature.
OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD GREETS FOX HOST WITH CHANTS OF ‘FOX NEWS LIES’. Wow…Fox News lies. Now there’s some breaking news, eh?
Please Advise: Am in love, or am I just high?. I don’ t know; do you get the shakes when you haven’t had sex for a day or two?
Georgia County Considers Letting Inmates Staff Fire Stations. Well, it certainly beats having to pay firefighters.
Happy Entire Decade of Failed U.S. War In Afghanistan. You’ll have to pardon me if I don’t feel like celebrating.
Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: October 2011. Like you need any help….
Billionaire Mayor Says Wall Street Protesters Want to Destroy Jobs. You’d think Michael Bloomberg would be leery about pissing off so many of his constituents.
Sales of iPhone 4S and turtlenecks soar in the wake of Steve Jobs’ death. You can’t say the man didn’t have an impact and/or leave a legacy.
Nearly Half of Americans Cannot Name A Single GOP Presidential Candidate. Not surprising, given that A) most Americans don’t care, and B) the GOP field is a particularly undistinguished group of zealots and corrupt megalomaniacs.
