The real reason Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks. No, his idol wasn’t Johnny Cash….
Florida GOP Rep. Wants To Bring Back Electrocution And Firing Squads: ‘I’m So Tired Of Being Humane’. Yeah, it was SO much easier when you could just draw and quarter them and drag their bloody, dismembered carcass through the streets.
Connecticut Prisoners Protesting ‘Unfair’ Porn Ban. Actually, it wasn’t the porn ban so much as the ban on Kleenex.
5 Reasons To Move Your Money From Bank Of America. It will be a great day when BofA has to hold a bake sale in order to afford to generate a press release.
Glenn Beck Sneers At Students Who Can’t Afford A College Education: ‘Go To The Free Public Library’. “Compassionate Conservatism” is neither…and Glenn Beck’s a dick.
Fox & Friends Bravely Exposes Occupy Wall Street’s Seedy, Child-Imperiling Underbelly. Without Gretchen Carlson and Steve Doocy, I wouldn’t know what propaganda to believe.
House GOP Proposes So-Called ‘Let Women Die’ Bill That Lets Hospitals Deny Life-Saving Care. When women are considered property and valued only as sperm receptacles, why would you waste money on health care for them?
One of the Worst Meals You Can Possibly Eat Has Just Been Banned in California. NO (shark fin) SOUP FOR YOU!!
Not Just The ‘53 %’: The Working Poor Pay More Of Their Income In State And Local Taxes Than The Rich In 49 States. I realize that this will come as a complete surprise to many, but Erick Erickson’s really a dick.
Herman Cain’s Foreign Policy, in One Word: ‘Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan’. Only in Republican World would complete, abject ignorance be celebrated as a virtue.
TOPEKA, KANSAS REPEALS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE LAW. When women are considered property and valued only as sperm receptacles, why would you waste money protecting them from abuse?
How in the World Is Herman Cain on Top?. Because he’s a pitcher, not a catcher.
GOP Candidates Blame 30 Years Of Rising Income Inequality On Barack Obama And Single Moms. When you have no solutions or ideas, resorting to cheap, predictable propaganda is about all you could reasonably expect.
Young White College Students Don’t Want Their Parents to Pay for Anyone Else to Go to College. I got mine. You can damned well get your own [insert Aggie joke here].
Whiny Facebook Twins Ordered To Pay Their Lawyer Already. Is it just me, or do the Winkelvoss twins seem to be epic dicks?
Restaurant Tries to Ban Men from Peeing Standing Up. If this is the biggest problem that your business has to cope with, you must be making money hand over fist, knowhutimean??
