Potential Race Between Black Guy and Mormon Poses Dilemma for Bigots. Man, it’s SO hard to know who to hate these days….
To those who Occupy: We stand with you. To no one’s surprise, Ben & Jerry’s has come out strongly in support of the Occupy Wall Street movement. Man, I want some ice cream….
The Five Albums You Should Be Listening to This Week: Icelandic Edition. Just in case the music you already listen to isn’t indie and obscure enough for you to feel cool.
Glenn Beck Tries To Vilify Wall Street Protests, Fails To Disclose His Coordination With Bank Lobbyists And Oil Barons. This just in: Glenn Beck’s a dick. And a Hypocrite.
Soviet cars. When you feel like complaining about your Ford Focus, try to remember that things could always be worse. You could be driving a Lada.
WALL STREET SALARIES RISE 11 PERCENT ANNUALLY, WHILE OTHER WORKERS’ INCREASE BY JUST 1.8 PERCENT. And you wonder why #OCCUPYWALLSTREET is gathering momentum so quickly? Quelle surprise….
Walmart Is Improving Its Environmental Policies, But Still Ignoring Worker Concerns. In this economy, workers are disposable commodities.
Sara Leal says unprotected sex with Ashton Kutcher wasn’t “weird or perverted”. No, I imagine it was all in good fun….
Romney Says Christie on His VP Short List. Um…shouldn’t Romney be worrying about securing the GOP nomination before he gets ahead of himself and picks a VP candidate?
Victoria Jackson Goes to Occupy Wall Street. Yeah, but to quote Keith Olbermann, “That woman’s an idiot!!”
C&L’s Solidarity Pizza Drive is Still Going! 25 Cities So Far and Growing!. Hey, if you’re occupying someplace, you’ve still got to eat, right??
Search engine Bing wanted a product placement on The Walking Dead….seriously. Hmm…I wonder what search engine Zombie Jesus would use?
Responding to Erick Erickson’s ‘We Are The 53%”. This just in: Erick Erickson’s a dick…and that fact is pretty much universally recognized.
TOM THE DANCING BUG: Definitely-Not-Gay-Man Meets His Arch Nemesis!!. This comic is definitely NOT Gay!
Professor bans stuttering student from speaking in class. Oh, my…somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do….
Using chocolate to teach calculus. And if your students still don’t get it…well, you’ve got a tasty snack.
