When sex stunts go viral. This is why you’ll never, EVER, see me naked on YouTube. Promise.
Uncouth Barbarians Harass John Boehner at a Golf Course. Don’t these people know that you should NEVER scream during someone’s backswing?
The Resurrection of Newt Gingrich. Wait…Newt Gingrich was dead??
Fox developing a TV adaptation of “Zombieland”. Ohh…zombies. Man, no one’s EVER tried doing that on TV before….
Protesters Confront Rep. Barletta At Town Hall: ‘Stop Treating People Like We’re The Dogs’. This is what happens when your work on behalf of your owners the Koch brothers requires you to treat your constituents as if they’re second-class citizens.
Cops Tow Car with Drunk Driver’s Kids Still in Backseat. Today’s (not exactly) Father Of The Year candidate is brought to you by Miller Lite and Southern Comfort….
Doug Schoen Grossly Misrepresents His Own Poll Results To Smear Occupy Wall Street. Hypocrisy? What hypocrisy?
Electronic Arts, exploiting Cain controversy, lowers price of SimCity games to $9.99. What better way to pay tribute to a GOP candidate who gets his economic policy ideas from a video game?
The Case for a Leaner U.S. Military. Do we really NEED to be the world’s policemen when the rest of the world isn’t willing to pull their weight?
Hopeless Gary Johnson Now Just Talking to Pagans. Maybe if he took a few peyote buttons, he might surpass 1% in the polls.
Five Albums You Should Be Listening to This Week: Icelandic Edition. If your hipster cred is dependent on listening to music even your hipster friends think is esoteric and obscure…well, here’s your sign.
Half of Americans now support marijuana legalization. DUDE!!! That’s righteous, man. Hey…got any Doritos??
Perry Camp’s Anti-Mormon Message. Gov. Goodhair won’t come out directly and state that he feels Romney’s Mormonism renders him unfit to be President, but then he doesn’t have to. It appears his campaign is more than happy to orchestrate a whispering campaign employing surrogates to communicate that message without it being attributed to Perry.
10 Halloween Costumes to Avoid. Damn…and I’d been planning on going as Casey Anthony this year….
Romney Tells State With Country’s Highest Foreclosure Rate ‘Don’t Try And Stop The Foreclosure Process’. ‘Cuz the banks need their money, don’tchaknow??
True Stories: Notes of a Former Peeping Tom. Yeah, your parents probably knew why you were sneaking into the woods at night wearing a black sweatshirt.
